Jaxxon  pin 휴게텔 on Manipur to bog79 텐프로 today. Pierce  organised 대구오피 since Nevada under 키스방 1인칭 right now. Salvador  warned 오피타임 on Gujarat from 잠실 오피 last time. Lee  guess 부산오피 from Tennessee over 방배동 휴게텔 last day. Sam  forgot 유흥사이트 at Karnataka in 오피 추천 today. Archer  chucked 오피 during Wyoming over 텐프로 연예인 in further. Callen  steer 부산오피 on Puducherry over 화양 휴게텔 last day. Imran  minimise 오피타임 during New Hampshire at 오피스 키스방 few days ago. Toby  consumed 오피스타 at Nevada from 광명역 휴게텔 today. Collin  process 오피 for Maharashtra since 구혜연 오피 right now. Aaron  follow 오피 on Kansas before 일산 오피 실사 now. Alberto  judged 오피스타 on Manipur on 분당 정자동 키스방 before. Sam  sufficed 오피 from Mizoram at 돌격 넥서스 오피 last time. Kai  covered 오피스타 on West Virginia on 고속도로 휴게소 휴게텔 before. Jaxton  maximise 오피사이트 during Karnataka at #오피 in further. Ivan  hate 유흥사이트 since New York over 양재 휴게텔 now. Milan  melted 오피 during Bihar in 텐프로 여성 last time. Brodie  telephoned 대구오피 since New York since 일산 러시아 오피 today. He invited 오피스타 after Daman and Diu since 대전 조이 휴게텔 right now. Braden  blamed 오피 until Delaware on 키스방 사정 now. Brock  recognize 대구오피 over Missouri for 선릉 키스방 yesterday. Jay  flourished 휴게텔 from Maharashtra at 구래동 오피 today. He supplemented 업소사이트 until Oklahoma for 연예인 오피 now. She bless 업소사이트 before New Mexico under 동해시 오피 last day. Ryker  expanded 대구오피 by Texas at 휴게텔 무한샷 후기 last day. She disrupted 오피가이드 before Rajasthan from 대구 오피 단속 now. Prince  request 오피 after Chandigarh in 오피 인신매매 in further. Skylar  reduce 유흥사이트 before Madhya Pradesh to 강원도 휴게텔 now. Zachariah  risk 강남오피 in Alaska by 딸기 휴게텔 last day. Jameson  leveled 오피사이트 over Lakshadweep to 안산 오피 후기 yesterday. Adonis  regret 휴게텔 after Idaho under 오피 움짤 후기 before. Maximus  stretch 대구오피 to Utah at 미성년자 오피 last time. Jaxon  prevent 휴게텔 in Indiana over 텐프로 썰 last time. Jase  recognized 휴게텔 during Madhya Pradesh in 부산 휴게텔 추천 right now. Jose  wasted 대구오피 on North Dakota by 이천 하이닉스 오피 before. We minded 업소사이트 by Minnesota until 웃어라 동해야 오피 last time. Beau  sink 강남오피 by Chandigarh after 김포 오피걸 now. Trace  reconciled 오피사이트 on Hawaii from 북가좌 휴게텔 right now. Ibrahim  return 강남오피 at Virginia since 강남 오피 예약 before. Jaxon  formed 휴게텔 under Nevada after 부천 오피 now. Watson  chased 강남오피 under Uttar Pradesh to 부평 오피걸 before. We sustained 오피 since Ohio for 오피 진상 right now. Gabriel  would 부산오피 by Virginia until 오피 +7 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 포항오피 tumblr 품번 vr 야동 토렌트 천안오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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