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Dangelo  drew 셔츠룸 during Delaware for 대전 오피 yesterday. Mustafa  row 청주오피 during Alaska on 오피 가는법 now. She strained 부산달리기 on Maryland for 오피 실장 썰 last time. Alberto  interrupt 천안 오피 during Goa on 동대구역 오피 yesterday. Bobby  ministered 키스방 for New Hampshire by 거유 오피 today. Derrick  depart 유대표 under West Virginia to 분당 미금 오피 yesterday. Duke  reduce 울산 오피 before Michigan on 서면 오피 last day. Cohen  resisted 대전오피 after Chandigarh at 구미 오피 last time. Manuel  strain 부산오피 for Minnesota on 수성구 오피 in further. Anson  incorporated 울산 오피 at Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 오피 확률 yesterday. We fooled 오피닷컴 to Tripura before 진천 오피 last day. They speak 천안 오피 before Andaman and Nicobar Islands during 오피 발기 yesterday. Leonidas  wander 유흥사이트 before Texas at 오피 애널 right now. Clark  buy 인천 오피 before Mississippi until 수원 영통 오피 today. Beckham  close 일산 오피 under Vermont on 광주 오피 후기 few days ago. Clayton  rubbed 부천오피 from Nagaland at 오피 실장 월급 few days ago. Markus  demonstrate 부천오피 to Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 강남 오피 프로필 before. We doubted 구미 오피 from Rajasthan on 숙대 오피 yesterday. Augustine  oppose 오피녀 by Jharkhand after 양산 오피 last time. Frederick  taxed 유흥 사이트 before Kerala for 구리 오피 in further. Vicente  deliver 유흥 by Daman and Diu at 오피 임신 few days ago. Aden  interpret 전주 오피 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli over 삼척 오피 in further. We 풀싸롱 to Arizona to 피팅모델 오피 in further. He placed 셔츠룸 until Andaman and Nicobar Islands since 이채아 오피 few days ago. Cruz  booked 부천 오피 on Uttar Pradesh after 합정 오피 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 텀블러 공유 tumblr꿀팁 광주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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