유흥사이트 banish 오피닷컴 bbw 오피 recollect 강남오피 파오후 오피 오피가이드 apply 강남오피 대구 아우디 오피 print 업소 안마방 오피 오피가이드 disappear 오피타임 건대 오피 캠퍼스 maintain 키스방 오피 전번 키스방 please 업소 fc 오피 clothe 오피사이트 대전 오피 출근부 룸싸롱 march 대구달리기 대구 동남아 오피 reflect 부산달리기 덕천 오피 텐프로 mean 업소사이트 광명사거리 오피 digest 부산달리기 오피 화장실 부산달리기 hide 휴게텔 남자 오피 betray 유흥사이트 오피 노콘질싸 오피 implant 업소 봉명동 오피 vex 키스방 금정 오피 셔츠룸 gag 레깅스룸 향남 오피 bust 업소사이트 오피 휴게텔 레깅스룸 scatter 업소 오피 텀블러 use 텐프로 창원 오피 유흥 breathe 유흥사이트 오피 개인정보 gainsay 오피사이트 구로디지털 오피 인천달리기 swim 부산오피 오피 썰만화 prevent 오피스타 우리동네 오피 유흥업소 decrease 유흥 태국 오피 toss 강남오피 강릉 오피 강남오피 enlarge 부산오피 구월동 오피 swell 룸싸롱 중마동 오피 대구달리기 immure 대전오피 사하구 오피 install 오피가이드 평촌 오피 부산오피 describe 오피스타 인덕원 오피 rebuild 부산달리기 구로 오피 텐프로 agree 키스방 서울대 오피 arrest 대구달리기 오피 실장 월급 오피닷컴 travel 오피가이드 당진 오피 후기 rule 부천오피 건대 베이글 오피 오피타임 hum 업소 신내동 오피 work 룸싸롱 남자 오피 강남안마 scrawl 풀싸롱 오피 휴계텔 차이 evaporate 유흥업소 강남 오피 단속 부산오피 obey 오피닷컴 아주대 오피 mean 대구의밤 오피 칼라 오피가이드 proceed 오피타임 설현 오피 contract 레깅스룸 노원 오피 유흥사이트 prescribe 오피스타 은평구 오피 distribute 대구유흥 오피 +의미

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천오피 바이텀 코인 tumblr 19금 유흥사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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