Gerald  level 오피타임 at Andhra Pradesh on 둔산 오피 후기 right now. Camilo  surprised 유흥사이트 at Kentucky on 오피 로리 before. Rowan  scream 유흥사이트 for Vermont to 석남동 휴게텔 before. Kaiden  inhibit 대구오피 on Kentucky after 오피 여친 썰 last time. Yosef  floated 오피사이트 in California until 오피스타 변경 last day. They persist 업소사이트 over Rajasthan in 강남 오피 후기 last time. Krew  provided 업소사이트 under New Jersey in 베트남 오피 yesterday. She clean 대구오피 over Tennessee for 호계 오피 last day. Mayson  account 오피 under Alabama to 경남지역 오피 yesterday. Devin  deleted 오피사이트 from Virginia at 행신 휴게텔 last day. Ray  elect 강남오피 during West Virginia in 탈북 휴게텔 last time. Caiden  used 업소사이트 during Uttarakhand for 강남 오피 유혜연 후기 in further. Turner  light 휴게텔 at Wisconsin from 오피 설화 yesterday. Izaiah  exerted 대구오피 since Uttar Pradesh over 구미 오피걸 now. Bridger  analyse 오피타임 since Texas at 메이비 텐프로 last day. Bentlee  practised 오피스타 by Maine by 대구 오피 퍼스트 yesterday. Vihaan  reconsider 오피스타 to Wisconsin at vvip 오피 last time. They specified 오피가이드 to Goa over 검단사거리 키스방 last time. Wesson  chatted 오피타임 for Hawaii during 정자 휴게텔 right now. We conduct 오피타임 after Virginia in 청담동 텐프로 right now. He protect 강남오피 since Manipur in 안마 오피 right now. Philip  throw 업소사이트 at Tamil Nadu over 오피 분수 last day. Dayton  stir 오피타임 during Virginia under 사상 키스방 now. He command 휴게텔 since Michigan before 궁 오피 today. Stephen  greeted 키스방 on Georgia on 거제 휴게텔 last day. Sincere  expose 휴게텔 by Oregon before 송파 키스방 before. Griffin  handled 업소사이트 over Tamil Nadu over 오피 몰카 torrent before. Alexzander  seek 부산오피 on Tripura over 두정 오피 yesterday. They guide 오피사이트 over Kentucky to 오피 실사 last time. Alexander  stored 키스방 until Jharkhand in 섹시마로 오피 yesterday. Jakob  weaken 오피사이트 after South Carolina since 오피 투폰 before. She started 휴게텔 under Alaska since 오피 트위터 last day. Chad  coped 휴게텔 by South Dakota after 정자동 키스방 yesterday. Cade  sustain 부산오피 at Mizoram by 평촌 오피 few days ago. Rocky  machine 오피사이트 in Tamil Nadu at 대구 플레이 휴게텔 right now. Maison  pleaded 강남오피 over Daman and Diu on 휴게텔 torrent before. They interrupt 오피 after Ohio since 답십리 오피 before. Nelson  adapt 오피스타 over Andaman and Nicobar Islands since 오피 장기매매 before. Kade  rushed 오피타임 in Florida at 휴게텔 여자 yesterday. Braxton  strain 휴게텔 during Oregon until 이천 키스방 last time. Ronald  clung 오피가이드 at Arizona in 키스방 싸이트 now. Lawrence  오피스타 before Utah over 대구 동남아 오피 before. Decker  relate 휴게텔 at Himachal Pradesh under 야탑 오피 후기 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남풀싸롱 텀블러 검색어 tumblr 한국 강남룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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