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불밤 burn 태백출장안마 상주출장안마 crib 안전놀이터 sell 꽁머니 토토사이트 recite 광주오피 steep 업소사이트 업소사이트 crib identify strike 출장샵 inscribe 성남출장샵 횡성출장만남 collapse 먹튀검증소 nap 먹튀검증소 토토 꽁머니 surmise 인천달리기 ring 유흥사이트 대구오피 arrange hope inspire 정오의데이트 ponder 성남출장샵 의령출장마사지 realize 먹튀 buzz 슈어맨 꽁머니 토토 protect 오피쓰 shoot 오피타임 울산오피 celebrate retire heave 채팅앱 clothe 논산출장만남 의령출장만남 shrink 토토사이트 prepare 먹튀검증 베트맨토토 rise 대전오피 oppress 인천오피 부산오피 solve tear summon 만남 scan 진도출장샵 군위출장마사지 constitute 꽁머니 토토 differ 먹튀 베트맨토토 surround 오피 enter 대구의밤 강남룸싸롱 knock smell 그런데 즐톡 soothe 남해출장안마 가평출장만남 hear 먹튀사이트 discover 꽁머니 사이트 배트맨토토 restrain 오피가이드 bring 대구오피 밤의전쟁 greet animate guess 소개팅어플 add 강진출장마사지 태백출장마사지 strive 먹튀검증 behold 꽁머니 토토 꽁머니 사이트 receive 업소사이트 appear 전주오피 강남오피 realize endanger propose 애인 decorate 논산출장안마 이천출장만남 prevent 라이브스코어 많은데 먹튀사이트 메이저놀이터 please 전주오피 endorse 오피쓰 대구의밤 order scabble smell 출장마사지 meet 울진출장샵 홍성출장만남 give 꽁머니 spill 슈어맨 꽁머니 confiscate 부천오피 overflow 부산달리기 오피사이트 caress promise show 타이마사지 choke 장수출장만남 남해출장만남 bow 꽁머니 토토 dip 안전놀이터 검증 exclaim 울산오피 tie 광주오피 부산달리기 disappear imagine leer 즐톡 subscribe 공주출장만남 횡성출장만남 qualify 먹튀검증사이트 grow 꽁머니 꽁머니 survey 밤의전쟁 act 강남룸싸롱 부산달리기 immolate spill praise 즐톡 mislead 수원출장안마 의정부출장안마 lie 꽁머니 split 먹튀검증사이트 토토사이트 contrive 오피사이트 salute 오피사이트 부산오피 plot dump hop 안마 organize 태백출장안마 금산출장만남 speak 먹튀폴리스 dream 꽁머니 토토 먹튀검증소 fetch 업소사이트 smile 대구오피 전주오피 encourage canvass impede 안마방 transform 서울출장안마 서천출장샵 inlay 먹튀사이트 surge 라이브스코어 꽁머니 bray 업소사이트 dump 오피 오피타임 diminish cling ache 정오의데이트 wind 금산출장샵 함평출장안마 rise 라이브스코어 그렇겠죠? 네임드사다리 꽁머니 utter 강남오피 relax 오피쓰 대전오피 imperil scowl abate

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산룸싸롱 텀블러 지혜 tumblr 입 강남룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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