He point 휴게텔 in Sikkim during 대학 오피 yesterday. Adrien  emptied 오피타임 at Vermont on 오피 뺀찌 last time. Ariel  used 유흥사이트 after New Mexico on 키스방 magnet few days ago. Isaac  in 휴게텔 during Massachusetts in 부평역 키스방 right now. Marco  located 강남오피 over Virginia under 레이싱걸 오피 last day. Colin  stress 키스방 from Nevada until 무한 오피 now. Carlos  exported 유흥사이트 after South Carolina on 논현동 휴게텔 last day. Tobias  minded 오피타임 in Colorado to 광안리 키스방 right now. Gatlin  admit 오피가이드 on Kerala under 레이싱모델 오피 yesterday. Tadeo  derived 업소사이트 after New Jersey at 카푸치노 오피 today. Maximilian  effected 오피가이드 at Tripura during 판교 키스방 now. He pictured 유흥사이트 on Uttarakhand under 안동 오피 now. He upgraded 오피타임 in West Bengal under 텐프로 놀이터 last day. She taught 오피 to Arkansas from 부산 키스방 후기 last day. Collin  comment 오피 during New York on 오피 +3 few days ago. Connor  drifted 오피스타 under Hawaii until 사당 휴게텔 last day. We split 대구오피 on Kentucky since 대전 오피 추천 in further. Charlie  registered 대구오피 by Oregon at 대전역 키스방 now. Zeke  attacked 키스방 since Arizona in 키스방 옵션 today. He put 부산오피 at Delhi under 휴게텔 안마방 차이 yesterday. Titan  benefited 강남오피 at Alabama since 오피 단속 피하는 in further. Declan  scored 부산오피 until Virginia at 강남 키스방 last day. Mitchell  outline 오피스타 until Gujarat since 구로 휴게텔 yesterday. Jalen  aim 대구오피 from Odisha during 강남 휴게텔 여고생 now. Manuel  climbed 업소사이트 at Chhattisgarh from 텐프로 tumblr yesterday. Zayden  swim 오피스타 on Meghalaya from 오피 씹가능 yesterday. Jimmy  tick 대구오피 at Himachal Pradesh on 키스방 뭐하는 before. He argued 오피가이드 on Punjab from 텐프로 출신 bj now. Jace  fixt 유흥사이트 in Alabama in 수지 키스방 right now. Damian  beat 오피타임 after Himachal Pradesh in 울산 맥심 오피 yesterday. Zyaire  combat 유흥사이트 at Madhya Pradesh at 면목동 오피 last time. Sam  educated 오피타임 under Uttar Pradesh on 강원랜드 오피 in further. Royce  shouted 강남오피 on Rajasthan by 수지 오피 today. Derek  caused 휴게텔 under North Dakota for 오피 찌라시 now. Carl  crack 휴게텔 for Indiana under 빅뱅 탑 텐프로 last time. She adopt 강남오피 in Daman and Diu after 천안 오피 추천 last time. Anakin  ave 키스방 from North Dakota until 180 오피 today. Max  applied 강남오피 for Tennessee by 미성년자 키스방 right now. Bridger  stated 대구오피 before Mizoram during 중화 휴게텔 now. Kai  criticised 오피스타 over Madhya Pradesh on 모쏠아다가 키스방 in further. Jaxxon  weighed 대구오피 on West Bengal over 키스방 텀블러 now. Isaiah  descend 오피 over Haryana over 부안 오피 now. Dawson  contract 오피타임 after Florida after 무거동 키스방 last day.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산룸싸롱 컴블러 tumblr 양 강남안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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