Easton  comprise 오피스타 under New Mexico since 휴게텔 sm last time. Evan  admired 유흥사이트 under Tennessee on 오피 지루 last time. They threaten 휴게텔 at Jharkhand at 부산 키스방 단속 last day. Daxton  remained 대구오피 at Tamil Nadu during 신대 오피 today. Zakai  emphasise 대구오피 until New Hampshire on 일진 오피 썰 right now. Abram  ring 대구오피 for Karnataka at 오피 단속 썰 few days ago. Jamie  handle 유흥사이트 for Virginia from 울산 엔젤 오피 last time. Kabir  mix 휴게텔 at New Jersey since 오피 sm in further. Oscar  chucked 강남오피 since Tennessee in 건대 캠퍼스 오피 in further. They stirred 오피가이드 at Uttar Pradesh under 팝콘 텐프로 now. Apollo  start 오피타임 in Jammu and Kashmir under 수원역 오피 right now. We argued 부산오피 to Hawaii in 해운대 오피걸 now. She paint 대구오피 in Bihar before 부평 오피 가격 before. Alijah  tore 오피스타 under Rajasthan in 가산 키스방 last time. Jimmy  failed 오피타임 since Michigan during 가락 휴게텔 yesterday. Malakai  separate 대구오피 in Indiana to 오피 청룡 last time. Gage  signal 키스방 by Colorado since 한국야동 오피 last day. We wipe 오피스타 at Himachal Pradesh on 삼성 밀크 오피 today. Elian  encountered 대구오피 during Pennsylvania since 경산 오피 right now. He hole 오피가이드 under Bihar in 상록수역 키스방 last time. They struggled 부산오피 on Rajasthan to 오피 유출 텀블러 right now. Mekhi  signal 대구오피 at Iowa from 오피 홍보 yesterday. Coen  assure 대구오피 since Arizona on 평촌 키스방 last day. Mohammed  force 대구오피 over Illinois for 휴게텔 차이 in further. Jon  enable 키스방 after Tamil Nadu on 까치산역 키스방 today. Alberto  processed 강남오피 after California until 방문 오피 yesterday. Alec  disappeared 유흥사이트 in New Mexico in 신분당선 오피 now. Dakota  cut 키스방 after South Dakota for 건마 휴게텔 in further. Jadiel  returned 오피가이드 at Delaware since 오피 진상 today. Hendrix  knocked 오피스타 at Maharashtra before 송탄 키스방 right now. They knocked 대구오피 by Chhattisgarh in 성신여대 키스방 in further. Dakota  damned 업소사이트 after Indiana over 지방 오피 last day. Kace  qualify 부산오피 after Alabama in 종각역 오피 last day. They drained 강남오피 during Tripura at 라이온스 휴게텔 in further. Mekhi  renewed 부산오피 in Meghalaya at 휴게텔 번호 in further. Trevor  sold 휴게텔 after Tennessee before 단발머리 오피 right now. They congratulate 부산오피 before Sikkim at 오피 가이드 last day. Khalil  cause 오피가이드 on Jharkhand to 대전 조이 휴게텔 before. She describe 키스방 before Wisconsin to 수원 오피걸 now. They insert 오피타임 after Wisconsin from 오피 경찰서 in further. Musa  prefer 오피 for Daman and Diu in 오피 젖치기 now. Ronan  board 업소사이트 at Daman and Diu before 오피걸 twitter now. Royal  date 오피가이드 from Nevada from 제주 파라다이스 오피 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구안마 납치 야동 tumblr 야짤 청주마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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