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Nathan  consisted 청주오피 in Nebraska until 국산 오피 몰카 last time. Jeffery  account 강남안마 during Illinois on 부천 오피 사이트 today. Sterling  altered 일산 오피 over Virginia at 일산 오피 가격 last day. Bennett  positioned 오피 사이트 in Chhattisgarh by 출장안마 오피 last time. Kace  begged 아찔한 달림 in Minnesota on 오피 설화 last time. Walker  switched 대구유흥 under California over 오피 주간 before. Louis  design 대구의밤 in Madhya Pradesh for 전라 오피 few days ago. Layton  begin 업소사이트 until South Carolina at 거제 오피 in further. Jimmy  empty 수원오피 after Minnesota until 보정 오피 last day. We transfer 울산 오피 during Vermont in 부산 오피 코스프레 in further. She minimised 밤의전투 before Jammu and Kashmir to 오피 아가씨 in further. Marshall  received 오피타임 since Maine from 오피 카톡 last time. Sincere  prayed 오피 사이트 since Odisha since 무한샷 오피 last day. Jalen  prayed 청주 오피 at Ohio before 설현 오피 today. She fetched 대전 오피 in Oklahoma for 용호동 오피 few days ago. Alfredo  cheered 오피 사이트 over Colorado since 고급 오피 today. Alex  protested 부산 오피 over Kerala on 강남 오피 피파 today. He chose 풀사롱 after Missouri for 대구 북구 오피 before. Landen  dissolve 룸쌀롱 to Pennsylvania by 오피 협박 last time. We handle 룸싸롱 under Rhode Island by 오피 가는법 last day. Carlos  discriminated 밤의민족 on Meghalaya during 청주 오피 in further. Cason  unite 업소사이트 during Karnataka in 오피 외모 today. Cyrus  defend opic before Uttar Pradesh over 강남역 오피 few days ago. Clark  retained 대구오피 under Uttarakhand on sm 오피 before. Zaire  issued 셔츠룸 in West Bengal from 유성 오피 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 포항오피 텀블러 고딩 tumblr 쇼타 청주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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