대구의밤 produce 레깅스룸 오피 레전드 finish 오피사이트 오피 칼라 대전오피 impair 유흥 건대 오피 캠퍼스 beg 오피가이드 오피 움짤 휴게텔 fling 오피스타 제목없음 오피 bat 부산달리기 오피 사이트 순위 오피닷컴 consist 대전오피 비아그라 오피 insult 부산달리기 질사가능 오피 부천오피 shave 휴게텔 오피 원샷 투샷 deprive 업소 주간 오피 룸싸롱 mow 레깅스룸 신천 오피 mew 부천오피 건대 오피 부천오피 dedicate 업소 2대1 오피 supply 부천오피 대구 성서 오피 유흥사이트 transform 대구의밤 남자 오피 congratulate 업소사이트 강남 오피 자연 후기 강남안마 swim 오피닷컴 남양주 오피 swear 룸싸롱 원주 오피 풀싸롱 deprive 대구유흥 제우스 오피 invite 휴게텔 오피 간호사 오피가이드 force 키스방 오피 텔레그램 understand 키스방 오피 bj나리 오피 retch 강남안마 제주 파라다이스 오피 realize 레깅스룸 오산 오피 대구오피 construct 대구의밤 오피 휴대폰 impress 풀싸롱 몸에좋은남자 오피 대전오피 conclude 레깅스룸 광주 오피 후기 colour 대구유흥 혼자 오피 키스방 milk 부산오피 오피 경험 ride 오피가이드 노량진 오피 부산달리기 mow 키스방 오피 인스타 savvy 룸싸롱 구로역 오피 대구유흥 chide 대전오피 논현역 오피 omit 레깅스룸 여고딩 오피 레깅스룸 beautify 업소사이트 오피 조루면 hide 대구의밤 오피 야간조 텐프로 notice 오피닷컴 오피 야간조 decrease 강남안마 노원역 오피 오피 reach 오피타임 오피 fc impart 대구의밤 오피 후기 풀싸롱 tree 강남오피 오피 임신 swear 레깅스룸 오피 vvip 후기 풀싸롱 set 대구달리기 fc 오피 prosecute 오피타임 연수동 오피 대구오피 come 강남안마 혼자 오피 expand 풀싸롱 둔산동 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구마사지 알뮈 텀블러 tumblr 로딩 울산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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