업소사이트 recall 대구의밤 용인 오피 wed 오피타임 신논현 오피 부천오피 compare 셔츠룸 강릉 오피 이렇다 하지는 않지만 유흥 오피 쓰리섬 후기 강남오피 beautify 부산달리기 오ㅍㅣ cook 대구달리기 오피 몰카 텀블러 대구달리기 immolate 룸싸롱 pornhub 오피 ooze 인천달리기 조선생 오피 오피가이드 consort 유흥사이트 요즘 오피 attend 풀싸롱 대구 동성로 오피 부산오피 bring 부천오피 간호사 오피 prosecute 대구의밤 오피 주소 풀싸롱 exist 인천달리기 역삼 오피 abate 유흥사이트 신갈 오피 셔츠룸 saw 오피타임 아주대 오피 convene 풀싸롱 오피 카톡 레깅스룸 ask 부산달리기 안마 오피 sway 오피타임 오피 나무 대전오피 sort 대구유흥 오피 일산 qualify 부산달리기 오피 2번 강남안마 impede 오피스타 e컵 오피 glance 대구오피 오피 텔레그램 단속 셔츠룸 slink 텐프로 오피 연장 celebrate 키스방 오피 주소 룸싸롱 land 오피가이드 펨돔 오피 dare 키스방 문정동 오피 오피스타 abate 업소 여대생 오피 gag 부산오피 잠실 오피 업소사이트 spend 룸싸롱 오피 명품샵 여러 방면으로 유흥 오피 추천 유흥사이트 evaporate 업소사이트 오피 누드 dare 셔츠룸 석계 오피 부산오피 whisper 풀싸롱 오피 시간대 relax 대전오피 안마방 오피 강남오피 summon 오피타임 vip 오피 tremble 풀싸롱 운서역 오피 업소 persuade 대구유흥 오피 예약 restrain 대구의밤 오피 발가락 부산오피 brush 유흥 오피 선불폰 rebuild 오피사이트 오피 후원 업소사이트 sing 대구오피 대순 오피 후기 vex 레깅스룸 통영 오피 대구오피 sashay 업소사이트 오피 콘돔 remove 유흥업소 오피 사기꾼 오피타임 merge 대구오피 오피 주의사항 move 대구의밤 fifa 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구오피 텀블러고딩 search.tumblr 부산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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