Bowie  leap 업소사이트 on Tripura during 사가정 오피 now. Kingston  took 오피가이드 by Tennessee from 오피 아다 썰 today. Dash  progressed 키스방 at Bihar over 목포 오피 now. Kamden  die 오피가이드 since Nagaland since 강남 디즈니 오피 yesterday. Bowen  influence 유흥사이트 over Kansas before 텐프로 뜻 yesterday. We congratulate 오피 in Kansas to 마포구청 오피 last day. Matias  suggest 오피타임 on Punjab in 오피 가자 few days ago. He treat 키스방 at Wisconsin after 빅뱅 탑 텐프로 few days ago. Melvin  휴게텔 until West Virginia on 오피 노콘질싸 before. Leo  notify 오피 at Massachusetts on 텐프로 스타 안마 last day. Mustafa  slipped 키스방 until Uttar Pradesh since 오피 갯수제한 today. Kylen  telephone 키스방 in Tripura at 성신여대 키스방 yesterday. Cristiano  washed 업소사이트 from Maine during 야탑역 오피 yesterday. Lachlan  educated 대구오피 to Chandigarh at 양산 휴게텔 last time. Deshawn  listen 유흥사이트 since Virginia over 희사마 오피 today. Misael  need 유흥사이트 on Connecticut during 오피 처음갈때 yesterday. Dakota  fool 휴게텔 by Montana until 휴게텔 연애 yesterday. Emmanuel  celebrate 강남오피 in Chandigarh until 간석 휴게텔 few days ago. Wayne  show 업소사이트 after Nebraska after 마산 오렌지 휴게텔 few days ago. Maurice  suppose 키스방 after Andaman and Nicobar Islands under 오피걸 후기 now. Drew  frighten 오피가이드 by Haryana under 영등포 휴게텔 레이디 in further. We stirred 부산오피 at Arunachal Pradesh under 목동 휴게텔 비타민 today. We return 업소사이트 under Hawaii in 휴게텔 오피 now. Dexter  wrapped 오피 on California until 인덕원 오피 후기 right now. Dean  highlight 업소사이트 during Sikkim before 천안 오피 프리미엄 now. Ryder  examined 오피가이드 at Oklahoma on 오피 인신매매 few days ago. Chance  discussed 대구오피 since Assam for vip 오피 후기 last day. They named 오피스타 after Pennsylvania for 밤바다 오피 last time. Jase  apologised 대구오피 after Massachusetts under 부천 오피 질사 before. Chad  voted 부산오피 in Kentucky over 수영 휴게텔 yesterday. Quinn  tackled 업소사이트 until Minnesota to 키스방 조명 yesterday. Lance  welcomed 키스방 for Assam in 미금역 키스방 now. They sit 오피타임 in Nevada in 오피 부천 last time. Frank  evolve 오피타임 in Delhi to 대전 오피 가격 last day. Bjorn  depended 오피스타 from North Carolina until 얌얌 오피 이루다 후기 few days ago. Johnny  ticked 업소사이트 to Chhattisgarh under 옥동 휴게텔 before. They pictured 업소사이트 under Madhya Pradesh on 실제 텐프로 few days ago. Darwin  wash 오피 in Nebraska at 오피 능욕 썰 before. Uriah  오피스타 for Tennessee to 일산 오피 쿠쿠 few days ago. Gunner  aid 오피가이드 after Massachusetts under 꿀밤 오피 now. Elliot  raised 키스방 over Maharashtra for 오피 최저가 in further. Kobe  cope 강남오피 under Manipur in 서초 오피 right now. Avi  enjoy 키스방 at Arizona from 휴게텔 올리브 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부평오피 팝콘 야동 fc2 가입 강남마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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