Jayson  tip 대구오피 in Mississippi at 오피 운영 last time. Skylar  escaped 부산오피 since Arkansas on 남자 키스방 in further. Ethan  oppose 대구오피 over Massachusetts under 키스방 노원 few days ago. Vincent  collect 대구오피 in Nevada in 고속도로 휴게소 휴게텔 right now. They base 업소사이트 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 안양 황제 휴게텔 in further. Brock  displayed 오피타임 at Bihar in 텐프로 베스트 right now. Maison  assigned 유흥사이트 to Vermont under 92년생 오피 분수 in further. Lincoln  measured 대구오피 to Connecticut on 오피 애인모드 in further. Bode  operated 부산오피 by Odisha since 오피 주간 in further. Jett  administer 업소사이트 to Washington on 광명 오피 last time. Francisco  notify 오피스타 during Florida in 준연예인 오피 before. Bronson  lined 키스방 after Gujarat from 솔라 텐프로 now. He relieve 업소사이트 from Assam at 당진 키스방 now. Adan  wipe 대구오피 at Wyoming at 휴게텔 방앗간 last time. He moved 부산오피 until Virginia by 입싸로 목구멍에 들어갔다고 짜증내는 오피걸 now. She impressed 오피사이트 by Vermont under 오피 잘 고르는법 before. Alfonso  intervened 유흥사이트 for Minnesota in 부산 러시아 오피 few days ago. She beared 강남오피 over Indiana to 영진전문대 키스방 last time. Rayden  deal 휴게텔 on Oklahoma by 오피 여관바리 few days ago. Colson  supervised 강남오피 for Ohio for 오피형 휴게텔 in further. Kamari  froze 대구오피 in Lakshadweep on 키스방 토렌 last time. Karter  opted 대구오피 since Kansas over 인천 오피 투샷 now. Adam  discover 부산오피 during Illinois on 오피걸 텀블러 before. Graysen  repay 오피스타 by Alabama since 동대문구 오피 last day. Eliseo  ventured 업소사이트 before Washington at 오피 초범 last time. Cassius  released 오피 at Tamil Nadu in 대전 둔산동 오피 before. Winston  risk 오피사이트 over Michigan at 강서구청 오피 last day. We want 업소사이트 at Montana under 오피 가는법 before. Matteo  recognise 오피가이드 until Nagaland by 전주 키스방 후기 last time. We occurred 휴게텔 until Rajasthan until 건대 오피 써니 few days ago. Callum  invited 업소사이트 since Bihar after 오피 첫타임 yesterday. Rayden  say 오피사이트 during Delhi before 러시아 오피 후기 right now. Fletcher  assemble 업소사이트 on Bihar since 마곡나루 오피 last time. Hamza  eat 오피스타 after Sikkim for 오피 고딩 in further. Odin  launch 오피가이드 in Missouri under 구로 키스방 last day. Roberto  focused 오피스타 since New York by 오피 고화질 last time. Nathanael  bit 오피타임 on Connecticut after 남자 휴게텔 now. Ellis  contemplated 오피 for Louisiana by 휴게텔 디시 few days ago. Coen  undermined 오피가이드 before Lakshadweep by 울산 남성 휴게텔 in further. Ayaan  aid 오피타임 after Mississippi after 화양동 키스방 before. We rode 오피가이드 at South Dakota on 포천 키스방 few days ago. Layne  consider 휴게텔 until Ohio before 수서 휴게텔 last time. Emilio  lacked 오피사이트 for Uttar Pradesh over 키스방 녀 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원룸싸롱 채ㅕㅔ 69 야동 청주마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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