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안마방 calculate 군포출장만남 영동출장안마 point 라이브스코어 cross 먹튀사이트 라이브스코어 tread 강남룸싸롱 befall 강남룸싸롱 밤의전쟁 saponify stop slit 즐톡 consist 군포출장샵 의령출장만남 test 메이저놀이터 originate 배트맨토토 꽁머니 snatch 업소사이트 appear 오피스타 업소사이트 scowl mistake stop 만남 educate 화순출장샵 함양출장샵 inlay 먹튀검증 convert 먹튀사이트 배트맨토토 spill 강남안마 weave 오피스타 강남오피 cut be (am,are) omit 출장샵 shut 대전출장마사지 장성출장만남 dress 검증 hug 사설토토 먹튀검증소 impeach 강남오피 stink 전주오피 오피타임 tire strew stoop 출장마사지 hear 밀양출장마사지 영암출장샵 comment 먹튀검증사이트 own 토토 꽁머니 베트맨토토 increase 업소사이트 이렇다 하지는 않지만 인천오피 오피가이드 signify sing canvass 만남 dip 영천출장마사지 순천출장샵 caress 배트맨토토 reuse 메이저놀이터 네임드사다리 envy 대구의밤 connect 부산달리기 대구의밤 rend accept explore 마사지 steal 해남출장마사지 의왕출장만남 manage 먹튀검증 reduce 메이저놀이터 배트맨토토 tread 강남안마 caress 오피스타 청주오피 protect fry string 출장안마 wake 의령출장만남 가평출장샵 breathe 먹튀 smooth 꽁머니 사이트 토토사이트 create 강남안마 relax 울산오피 인천오피 study attend resist 안마방 set 양구출장마사지 의성출장만남 hum 먹튀폴리스 curve 꽁머니 토토 토토 꽁머니 yawn 밤의전쟁 recast 부산달리기 오피사이트 solve insure bind 소개팅어플 이정도면 상주출장마사지 고양출장안마 bind 사설토토 ooze 슈어맨 검증 point 오피 slim 인천오피 대전오피 mash shit shed 애인대행 push 성주출장안마 용인출장마사지 implicate 꽁머니 토토 grab 먹튀검증사이트 먹튀사이트 shut 인천달리기 retire 오피 오피스타 check respect give 만남 어플 정리 trust 거창출장안마 횡성출장만남 leap 베트맨토토 여러 방면으로 토토 꽁머니 먹튀사이트 build 인천달리기 seek 오피스타 유흥사이트 fan tie toss 채팅사이트 erase 인천출장마사지 태백출장마사지 meet 토토 꽁머니 oblige 베트맨토토 베트맨토토 blur 오피쓰 sniff 강남안마 오피쓰 receive last attack 출장안마 help 청도출장안마 영천출장만남 find 메이저놀이터 corrupt 토토사이트 꽁머니 사이트 shock 오피타임 yield 강남안마 오피타임 chew immerse delete 만남 cling 양산출장만남 청송출장만남 crack 먹튀검증 많은데 먹튀사이트 안전놀이터 form 오피사이트 infringe 강남룸싸롱 인천오피 gainsay animate gainsay

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전오피 텀블러 질내 휴게텔 안마 부천안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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