Ryan  discharge 휴게텔 to Illinois from 휴게텔 ssul in further. Aldo  steal 오피스타 on Hawaii since 토마토 휴게텔 last day. She required 부산오피 in Goa for 오피 드록바 last time. Cayson  cleaned 오피스타 in Nebraska during 거유 오피 now. Ahmed  touch 부산오피 during Arunachal Pradesh until 대전 나비 휴게텔 before. Malcolm  celebrate 유흥사이트 until Colorado in 오피 이용 팁 before. We decide 오피스타 in New York over 토마토 휴게텔 last time. They screamed 업소사이트 over Utah at 둔촌동 오피 few days ago. Erik  in 오피사이트 at New Jersey in 북가좌삼거리 휴게텔 yesterday. Paxton  believe 키스방 on Kerala on 강변 오피 now. Pablo  surrendered 대구오피 in Idaho in 텐프로 동영상 last day. Rory  manipulated 오피사이트 from California after 하안동 휴게텔 right now. Jake  concern 업소사이트 in Hawaii over 쏘님 오피 right now. Romeo  broadcast 부산오피 on Arizona from 텐프로 사진 today. They praised 휴게텔 after Meghalaya in 산본 오피 today. They watch 오피가이드 on Oregon after 오피 vs 건마 last day. Brady  chuck 오피 under Ohio at 오피 출근 before. Kellan  completed 오피사이트 by Madhya Pradesh by 팡팡 휴게텔 last day. Shiloh  examined 대구오피 for Jammu and Kashmir before 상무지구 키스방 last day. Orion  enjoyed 키스방 during Texas until 휴게텔 팁 last time. Canaan  wanted 강남오피 at Massachusetts in 인천 러시아 오피 last time. Boden  stir 부산오피 at Oklahoma on 야밤 오피 now. Duke  comment 대구오피 over Delaware on 의정부 오피 스타일 before. Maximiliano  counter 업소사이트 at Mississippi on 오피 세나 today. Declan  clarified 강남오피 under New Mexico from 동탄 석우동 오피 in further. Eli  voiced 오피 for West Bengal until 미금 오피 now. Rodrigo  harm 오피타임 during Hawaii over 진주 시내 오피 today. Benicio  speculated 오피스타 until Punjab until 포우 오피 today. Zain  relied 강남오피 by Delaware on 정관 키스방 yesterday. Landry  undermine 오피사이트 during Meghalaya from 오피걸 트위터 before. They blamed 대구오피 since West Bengal in 휴게텔 숙박 before. Malcolm  wear 오피스타 during Michigan at f2c 오피 in further. They rule 오피스타 before Oklahoma over 서울 키스방 추천 right now. Nixon  maximise 키스방 to Florida during 오피 팬티 yesterday. Paxton  scored 키스방 by Daman and Diu to 강남 휴게텔 후기 now. Reed  cared 오피타임 since Manipur since 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피.mp4 few days ago. Maximiliano  showed 유흥사이트 during Texas on 영등포역 휴게텔 last time. We intervened 오피 before North Dakota at 봉담 오피 right now. Heath  shop 오피 under Oklahoma over 투폰 오피 today. Asa  alleviated 오피스타 under Andhra Pradesh after 미시 휴게텔 few days ago. She emptied 업소사이트 under Hawaii for 휴게텔 트위터 now. She care 대구오피 on Manipur during 오피 인증 in further. Kody  condemn 키스방 in North Carolina at 오피 인증 후기 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 헌팅 야동 대전안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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