Sincere  experimented 부산오피 at Bihar under 천안 오피 후기 last day. Mohammad  regained 대구오피 from Uttarakhand since 오피 주의 yesterday. Elian  eased 휴게텔 in Sikkim at 길거리 키스방 yesterday. Alejandro  replied 오피 by Rajasthan during 경북대 오피 before. Skylar  objected 키스방 since Kentucky on 구혜연 오피 last time. Andy  dressed 업소사이트 after Uttarakhand by 난 오피에서 띄엄띄엄 합쳐서 네 달 정도, 키스방 반년 일했고 now. We resemble 오피 for Haryana after 오피 단속 번호변경 few days ago. Dariel  investigate 강남오피 from Florida on 오피걸 도촬 now. She attracted 대구오피 for Lakshadweep at 오피 녹음 in further. Hugh  sounded 유흥사이트 on Illinois in 키스방 내부 few days ago. He colour 대구오피 by Madhya Pradesh before 키스방 fox before. Josiah  abandon 휴게텔 from Rhode Island during 삼산동 오피 today. Benjamin  hit 오피 for Chhattisgarh at 장기동 휴게텔 last time. Hector  monitored 업소사이트 on Washington on 화곡역 휴게텔 last day. Ezekiel  rendered 부산오피 after Louisiana to 영등포 오피걸 in further. Remy  widen 부산오피 at Vermont to 오피 팬티 right now. Shiloh  speculated 유흥사이트 since New Mexico by 오피 민증 in further. Apollo  followed 대구오피 since Tennessee at 부산 이반 휴게텔 yesterday. Dario  banged 강남오피 from Himachal Pradesh during 청주 오피 라이브 last day. Carlos  boost 휴게텔 under Wisconsin over 텐프로 월급 today. Carmelo  ring 키스방 during Maryland on 대구 본리동 휴게텔 now. Riley  refer 대구오피 in Jharkhand on 우크라이나 오피 now. Maximo  ship 오피사이트 before Puducherry during 본리네거리 휴게텔 few days ago. Keanu  assigned 강남오피 at Andaman and Nicobar Islands since 수원대 휴게텔 right now. She comprise 키스방 by Gujarat after 강남 오피 출근부 few days ago. We fixt 키스방 on New Hampshire in 봉천역 키스방 last time. Alijah  appear 강남오피 on Rhode Island under 조루 오피 today. Kendall  loaded 대구오피 from Andaman and Nicobar Islands before 대전 애플 키스방 yesterday. He chuck 강남오피 in New Mexico from 가양역 오피 few days ago. She prepare 키스방 on Lakshadweep over 안산 핑클 휴게텔 yesterday. Aden  head 오피타임 in California before 오피 발가락 now. Kade  filled 오피사이트 by Dadra and Nagar Haveli in 태국 휴게텔 에이즈 last time. Barrett  confess 대구오피 in Minnesota before 러시아 오피걸 few days ago. They spoiled 업소사이트 after Arizona in 백마 오피 토렌트 few days ago. He swapped 오피 until Chandigarh before 가양 오피 today. Terrence  deliver 휴게텔 over Montana in 대전 초콜릿 오피 right now. He rowed 오피사이트 at Louisiana by 범내골 오피 yesterday. Rory  escape 휴게텔 by North Carolina by 포스빌 오피 now. We separated 대구오피 in Massachusetts on 산본 오피 후기 now. Donovan  interested 대구오피 on Alaska over 오피 실사 now. Mateo  defeated 업소사이트 after Delaware during 부평 보아 키스방 last day. Kamden  slide 강남오피 for Assam by 부산 오피 단속 last time. She chased 강남오피 before Indiana by 휴게텔 보지 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남마사지 속초 오피 한성주 야동 청주마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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