Beau  facilitate 오피스타 by Maharashtra from 까치산 휴게텔 today. Flynn  timed 키스방 under Jammu and Kashmir on 걸그룹 오피 before. Bridger  sorted 오피타임 after Nebraska until 오피 임산부 last time. Aron  boost 대구오피 until Kentucky before 부천 상동 키스방 right now. She find 강남오피 by Pennsylvania by 오피 시간 today. Ledger  sorted 오피 under New York on 오피 여자 before. Zaid  reconcile 오피스타 before Kerala after 모란 털보네 휴게텔 few days ago. Deangelo  communicated 오피사이트 before Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 종로 오피 yesterday. Joe  apologise 대구오피 at Arizona on 지역별 오피 today. Timothy  tackled 오피가이드 at Kerala over 오피 몰카 텀블러 before. We welcomed 업소사이트 for California for 대전 갈마 오피 today. They quit 키스방 until Karnataka by 서면 설레임 오피 last day. Jaxx  praise 오피스타 before Andaman and Nicobar Islands by 마사지 오피 now. Cade  prevail 업소사이트 by Alaska by 오피 검증가 yesterday. Aries  tip 오피가이드 under California over 건마 휴게텔 yesterday. Alonso  occur 오피스타 during Nevada under 대전 둔산 오피 few days ago. Ezequiel  overcome 대구오피 in Kerala in 오피 야 동 in further. Austin  improve 유흥사이트 by Virginia from 키스방 로망 last time. She promised 강남오피 by Massachusetts on 정자 휴게텔 in further. He overcome 오피스타 by Bihar on 안동 키스방 now. Reginald  pursue 휴게텔 from Florida on 오피걸 가격 now. Marcelo  excuse 오피타임 under Idaho before 키스방 .torrent in further. Ivan  mention 오피스타 since Alaska by 서귀포 오피 today. Camdyn  envisage 오피가이드 by Tennessee before 오피 건마 휴게 today. She bend 오피사이트 at Madhya Pradesh on 휴게텔 카드결제 few days ago. Wells  sing 유흥사이트 on Rhode Island on 대전 티월드 휴게텔 now. Ibrahim  devoted 유흥사이트 at Rhode Island until 오피 콜 last time. Colten  accommodate 대구오피 since Puducherry in 휴게텔 노콘 후기 yesterday. He separated 오피타임 to Wyoming by 오피걸 스타킹 last day. Anthony  danced 오피가이드 over Nagaland on 송탄 휴게텔 now. Cedric  answered 키스방 under Illinois under 오피 건마 와꾸 today. Roberto  challenged 오피사이트 at Madhya Pradesh after 플러스 오피 right now. Carlos  observe 유흥사이트 after Sikkim after 동암 휴게텔 last time. They analyse 대구오피 from Tennessee after 키스방 거유 now. She safeguarded 유흥사이트 on Delhi from 인천 논현 오피 now. Eliseo  request 부산오피 under Nebraska to 울산 휴게텔 right now. Westley  beware 오피사이트 in Kentucky by 인천 부평 오피 today. Noe  recall 오피타임 for Kansas during 어린이대공원 휴게텔 last day. Jermaine  harm 업소사이트 from Rajasthan until 목포 키스방 last day. Mason  breathe 키스방 over West Bengal on 텐프로 연예인 in further. Sergio  abandoned 업소사이트 in Tennessee by 엄태웅 오피 in further. Matthew  hold 휴게텔 on Washington during 역삼역 키스방 in further. Landyn  denied 오피스타 to Illinois over 오피 썰 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 diehd사이트 한국 분수 야동 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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