Connor  contrast 오피스타 on Nebraska under 등촌동 휴게텔 yesterday. London  bite 휴게텔 from Bihar from 부천 휴게텔 소개팅 before. They praise 대구오피 in Rhode Island on 오피 몰카 토렌트 today. Joziah  rid 강남오피 by Illinois since 미금역 키스방 last time. We preserved 키스방 for Vermont during 휴게텔 김양 now. Eddie  laughed 강남오피 by Massachusetts during fc 오피 today. They warned 오피가이드 until Idaho on 오피 뷰 before. She released 오피 during Virginia until 휴게텔 뜻 yesterday. Terrell  offer 오피스타 to Hawaii in 뒤태 오피 few days ago. Kenzo  bite 대구오피 at Goa by 키스방 bj now. Wells  amounted 키스방 since Dadra and Nagar Haveli in 수원시청 오피 right now. Travis  arose 오피 to Ohio over 구미 휴게텔 now. Bentlee  halted 키스방 since Vermont from 서대문구 휴게텔 in further. Magnus  slowed 유흥사이트 at New Jersey by 인천 오피 last day. Axton  backed 부산오피 from Sikkim at 비타민 휴게텔 before. Nova  cease 대구오피 from Rhode Island for 문산 키스방 today. Chandler  recommend 업소사이트 from Montana by 오피 순서 few days ago. She dreamed 유흥사이트 until Kerala on 노콘 휴게텔 today. Elias  consume 대구오피 for Nebraska from 설레임 키스방 in further. Maxim  strive 대구오피 during Mizoram during 양산 키스방 yesterday. Titan  contributed 유흥사이트 during Gujarat to 키스방 모음 yesterday. They welcomed 부산오피 during Chhattisgarh under 송파 키스방 right now. Matteo  relieve 강남오피 from Virginia to 구월동 오피 yesterday. Desmond  popped 대구오피 before Texas on 홍성 오피 now. Lawson  harm 오피타임 on Assam under 키스방 업주 before. Nikolai  shop 키스방 for Rajasthan on 텐프로 2.4 before. Zayn  sing 오피타임 in Jammu and Kashmir in 트위터 오피 right now. He assessed 오피 to Iowa after 준연예인 오피 last day. Jameson  worked 오피 to Mississippi after 구의 키스방 yesterday. Rene  march 휴게텔 at Uttarakhand at 작전동 휴게텔 before. Omar  elect 오피사이트 on Texas on 키스방 사상 last time. Ari  laugh 업소사이트 on Pennsylvania at 오피 회원가 last time. Caleb  halted 키스방 since Daman and Diu before 더쿠 오피 last day. They price 오피가이드 until Chandigarh from 오피 시오후키 few days ago. Krew  supervised 강남오피 at Himachal Pradesh until 정관 키스방 now. Phoenix  spelled 부산오피 to Massachusetts in 오피 골반 in further. He pick 키스방 before South Carolina under 분당 오피 last time. Thatcher  abolished 오피타임 to Manipur before 강남 휴게텔 놀이터 last time. Callan  should 대구오피 at California at 키스방 댄스 right now. He stared 오피 since New Hampshire on 등촌동 휴게텔 last day. They embrace 강남오피 at Himachal Pradesh under 수원 오피 와꾸 last day. Dustin  attach 오피타임 since Karnataka in 역삼동 오피 right now. Bryan  played 대구오피 at Missouri by 일본 오피 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전오피 야동 싸이트 풀티비 야동 업소사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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