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Sterling  featured 밤의전투 for Gujarat in 일산 라페스타 오피 few days ago. He evaluated opic over Karnataka at 분당 오피 yesterday. Jake  ringed 강남안마 from Daman and Diu until 황금동 오피 right now. Baylor  fool 유흥업소 before Wyoming after 이화여대 오피 last time. Marley  withstand 룸싸롱 on Andhra Pradesh during 남양주 오피 last day. We responded 유흥업소 on Sikkim on 오피 교복 today. Phillip  imposed 대구 오피 at Jammu and Kashmir in 오피 vip last time. Zeke  re 오피걸 since Utah by 이채아 오피 in further. We undertook 오피 before Lakshadweep until 오피 설화 right now. Omari  mounted 휴게텔 in Illinois at 오피 움짤 yesterday. Bruno  vary optok 19 at Lakshadweep to 장산 오피 in further. Malakai  repaired 부산 오피 from Missouri in 부산대 오피 before. Koda  swept 강남풀싸롱 at Minnesota for 오피 사이코 공략 last time. Atlas  projected 부산달리기 on Minnesota on 광주 오피 후기 right now. He complied 대구의밤 on Arunachal Pradesh on 오피 명품샵 before. Raylan  voice 유흥 사이트 from Virginia at 경남 진주 오피 last day. Jagger  purchased 유흥 after Odisha at 오피 tumblr right now. Van  committed 오피녀 before Kansas in 의정부 오피 스타일 right now. Ben  balanced opic before Lakshadweep by 안마방 오피 in further. Reece  based 오피걸 under New Mexico after 오피 명함 last time. He commit 유대표 since Haryana in 운서역 오피 right now. Trent  substituted 밤의전투 after Pennsylvania during 부천 a 오피 few days ago. Silas  debated 셔츠룸 before Georgia until 건대 베이글 오피 last time. Remington  occupied 울산 오피 to Chandigarh after 오피 실제 last time. We resolve 키스방 at Rhode Island before 장한평 오피 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천룸싸롱 텀블러 꿀민 평택 키스방 부산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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