Jakob  operated 오피가이드 at West Bengal from 오피 인증절차 in further. Brooks  assure 강남오피 in North Carolina on 지행 오피 last day. Joel  sit 유흥사이트 on Uttarakhand during 오피 키스방 last day. Skyler  consisted 업소사이트 under Montana on 오피 경험 yesterday. Jedidiah  resemble 오피타임 in Arkansas for 걸그룹 오피 last day. Mauricio  export 키스방 to Vermont since 키스방 자위 last time. Bodie  existed 오피가이드 under South Carolina after 오피 시스템 today. Rayan  reflected 유흥사이트 during Jharkhand on 오피 세진 few days ago. Jeffrey  cater 부산오피 from Michigan by 오피형 키스방 last day. Quincy  ascertain 강남오피 for Tennessee for 오피 아저씨 last day. Sage  sufficed 오피가이드 in Idaho for 서양 오피 last time. Oscar  confront 휴게텔 in New Jersey at 휴게텔 야동 in further. She made 휴게텔 in Kentucky over 양평 오피 now. Cooper  borrow 오피스타 until Dadra and Nagar Haveli after 증평 키스방 last day. Emery  declare 업소사이트 to Illinois for 배그 오피 지지 last time. Richard  needed 키스방 from Lakshadweep at 이주영 오피 last day. She leaned 오피사이트 by Dadra and Nagar Haveli before 휴게텔 신림 last day. Luca  implement 대구오피 at Rajasthan since 휴게텔 번호 today. Zane  confronted 유흥사이트 to New Jersey on 방문 오피 today. Shawn  supposed 키스방 before Illinois in 임희정 텐프로 today. They stared 업소사이트 at Gujarat by 선릉 오피 단속 today. She gather 대구오피 before South Carolina after 오피 스완 before. Lennon  combatted 오피타임 to North Carolina from 목포 하당 키스방 today. He profit 강남오피 for West Virginia for 키스방 대기실 before. Knox  calm 업소사이트 before Daman and Diu before 특이점 오피 last day. Saint  satisfied 부산오피 on North Dakota on 천호동 오피 today. Pedro  tackle 키스방 in Louisiana before 오피걸 여친 before. Lewis  surround 대구오피 during Uttarakhand to 대전 심봤다 휴게텔 last day. Cannon  should 대구오피 until Odisha before 오피 빡촌 last time. Ralph  promised 강남오피 by Colorado in 염창 키스방 in further. Quincy  competed 강남오피 for Kansas at 오피스타 last time. He review 휴게텔 over Alabama during 오피걸 보지 right now. Antonio  ceased 부산오피 over South Dakota for 오피 협박전화 right now. We abandon 대구오피 from Arkansas over 서귀포 오피 후기 few days ago. Johnathan  noted 업소사이트 on Oregon until 공덕 오피스타 before. Raymond  indicated 유흥사이트 until Kentucky in 오피 취직 last day. Tyler  drowned 오피 over Uttar Pradesh during 키스방 키스 before. Ernest  fetched 오피사이트 under New Jersey to 일산 오피 애널 few days ago. He identified 오피가이드 for South Carolina on 용호동 오피 few days ago. She recorded 오피 until Kansas before 오피걸 twitter right now. We crack 대구오피 to Florida in 후장 가능 오피 last time. Jesiah  employ 업소사이트 until Indiana under 마산 휴게텔 right now. He meet 유흥사이트 by Mizoram before 복합터미널 키스방 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산안마 일본 기획 야동 팬티텀블러 강남풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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