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애인대행 chide 태안출장만남 영암출장만남 imprison 토토 꽁머니 ill-treat 토토 네임드사다리 crash 대구오피 input 오피가이드 오피스타 frighten console ooze 애인 endure 목포출장안마 울릉출장만남 bray 슈어맨 inculcate 먹튀검증소 검증 inquire 유흥사이트 rise 밤의전쟁 밤의전쟁 challenge tax cry 출장안마 fix 하남출장샵 부여출장만남 hurry 슈어맨 value 네임드사다리 토토 gainsay 업소사이트 recognize 대전오피 인천오피 approve fit direct 무료채팅 roar 구리출장샵 구례출장마사지 많은데 토토 꽁머니 preserve 먹튀폴리스 먹튀검증사이트 buzz 오피쓰 approve 대전오피 광주오피 blossom spoil oppress 소개팅 어플 후기 love 순천출장안마 인천출장마사지 achieve 토토 꽁머니 strain 배트맨토토 토토사이트 disturb 오피쓰 say 인천달리기 대전오피 dip earn preset 불밤 nail 함안출장만남 청송출장안마 lose 먹튀검증사이트 wend 베트맨토토 베트맨토토 betray 인천오피 inflame 청주오피 오피사이트 choose drive select 만남 어플 정리 prevent 곡성출장마사지 순천출장마사지 kill 먹튀검증소 apply 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증소 dump 인천달리기 bury 오피스타 오피 sag punish succeed 콜걸 phone 화성출장샵 화성출장마사지 inject 사설토토 repeat 토토 먹튀폴리스 sacrifice 대구의밤 찾다보니 인천오피 오피사이트 escape whisper stop 지역채팅 repeat 김포출장샵 포천출장안마 만약에 먹튀 come 안전놀이터 꽁머니 사이트 delete 강남안마 corrode 강남오피 대구오피 alight abash have 채팅만남 gaze 수원출장마사지 파주출장만남 fan 먹튀폴리스 want 네임드사다리 꽁머니 사이트 cross 천안오피 shiver 오피타임 인천달리기 import water neglect 플메톡 crave 청주출장만남 횡성출장마사지 admire 먹튀폴리스 이런것도 있고 꽁머니 사이트 꽁머니 사이트 persuade 부산달리기 bend 부산오피 울산오피 organize 하지만 caress 채팅사이트 welcome 화천출장만남 화천출장샵 confess 라이브스코어 protect 먹튀검증사이트 안전놀이터 force 밤의전쟁 migrate 오피 오피쓰 주소를 찾으신다면 show tempt 출장샵 solve 영덕출장만남 영주출장샵 converse 토토 plead 안전놀이터 베트맨토토 milk 부산달리기 mind 대전오피 대구오피 retain wave fry 채팅사이트 lose 임실출장샵 안성출장만남 lie 베트맨토토 scabble 먹튀폴리스 먹튀검증소 introduce 오피사이트 destroy 밤의전쟁 강남안마 animate learn present 소개팅 어플 후기 confiscate 부안출장안마 과천출장마사지 drive 메이저놀이터 recognize 토토 먹튀 moult 인천달리기 free 오피스타 대구의밤 frighten accept do

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 부평오피 당산 오피 텀븡러 부천오피 부천안마 레깅스 텀블러 텀븡러 포항오피

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산오피 친누나 텀블러 텀븡러 청주오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 대구안마 노팬티 야동 텀븡러 부천오피 수원오피 텀블러 업소녀 텀븡러 강남풀싸롱

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 부천풀싸롱 수원 콜걸 텀븡러 수원룸싸롱 대구마사지 국산 야동 스트리밍 텀븡러 부천오피

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 유흥사이트 텀블러 안전모드 안뜸 텀븡러 인천룸싸롱 대구안마 실제 강간 야동 텀븡러 전주오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 광주오피 마포 오피 텀븡러 포항오피 부평오피 텀블러 안전모드 없음 텀븡러 성남오피

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