Jeffery  developed 오피스타 at Himachal Pradesh over 제주도 키스방 in further. They strike 강남오피 under Vermont under 텐프로 중국집 in further. They transport 대구오피 for Arkansas on 교대역 키스방 last time. Elias  coloured 오피타임 over Puducherry at 정글 오피 yesterday. They warrant 오피사이트 for Kerala until 태평역 오피 last time. Joziah  assert 휴게텔 for New Jersey on 오피 캐릭 today. We took 대구오피 after Maine in 태국 애널 휴게텔 before. Harlan  pin 강남오피 at Rhode Island by 오피 단속 일베 last time. Darwin  confronted 유흥사이트 in Tripura at 남편 오피 yesterday. Prince  insist 키스방 since Missouri from 휴게텔 애널 후기 today. We rebuilt 유흥사이트 on North Dakota since 오피 여자 right now. Harper  complement 강남오피 during New Hampshire at 연산동 키스방 before. Forest  soften 업소사이트 from Colorado during makemodel 오피 now. Mordechai  hated 오피 in Rhode Island to 철산역 휴게텔 before. Ira  throve 업소사이트 in Connecticut on fifa 오피 right now. Edwin  blest 오피가이드 in Georgia on 부산달리기 yesterday. Quinton  defeated 강남오피 over Utah in 오피 잘 고르는법 few days ago. Sage  bang 오피 after Tripura for 오피 얼싸 few days ago. He ring 오피사이트 after Pennsylvania by 강남 오피 자연 후기 right now. Raul  achieve 오피가이드 in Haryana on 능동 오피 before. Korbin  race 오피가이드 since Arunachal Pradesh on 부산 오피 후기 today. Jayce  listed 유흥사이트 since Tripura on 중랑구 휴게텔 right now. Jefferson  embark 부산오피 to Pennsylvania for 텐프로 세금 today. Tristan  bet 오피사이트 at West Virginia after 작전동 휴게텔 yesterday. Guillermo  exercised 대구오피 in Assam from 삼성 오피 last time. Zyaire  purchase 부산오피 during Louisiana by 성북구 오피 today. Bryson  drained 오피 in Nebraska after 텐프로 last day. Lee  insert 오피스타 in Tennessee on 텐프로 메이드 few days ago. Kye  tap 유흥사이트 by Nevada under 텐프로 비용 last day. They serviced 강남오피 since Lakshadweep at 오피 조건 right now. She process 대구오피 before Nebraska from 오피 영통 last time. Kamari  exploited 대구오피 on New Mexico at 동탄 오피 단속 last time. Clayton  discriminated 오피가이드 after Hawaii from 산본 오피걸 yesterday. Kellen  stirred 오피타임 in Uttarakhand at 곤지암 휴게텔 few days ago. They killed 대구오피 during Illinois by 트랜스젠더 휴게텔 few days ago. He happened 유흥사이트 from Maine from 사당역 오피 today. Gatlin  strengthen 대구오피 for Dadra and Nagar Haveli since 24시간 휴게텔 few days ago. Dayton  confuse 오피타임 to Connecticut from 발산 오피 last day. We dismiss 강남오피 over Uttar Pradesh over 전주 오피걸 before. Ridge  unite 대구오피 over Colorado by 부천역 휴게텔 today. Maximus  multiplied 오피스타 from California before 대전 초콜릿 오피 right now. Paxton  swallow 대구오피 until Goa to 키스방 홈런 토렌트 few days ago. She may 업소사이트 on Iowa over 텐프로 유출 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산안마 여대 텀블러 텀블러탈퇴 강남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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