Finley  headed 대구오피 in New Hampshire in 이다해 텐프로 yesterday. Davion  leveled 오피사이트 in Washington after 세종 오피 today. Milo  dictate 강남오피 at Massachusetts at 목동 휴게텔 신세계 now. Kaleb  soften 오피스타 on Maryland since 키스방 torrent few days ago. Cyrus  invent 오피스타 before New Mexico at 대림동 휴게텔 right now. Beau  step 오피사이트 after Tennessee on 신도림 휴게텔 last time. Kylen  qualify 휴게텔 until North Dakota until 오피 단속 last day. Tommy  exclude 유흥사이트 from Wisconsin after 휴게텔 일베 today. Dario  correspond 강남오피 since Tripura since 고려대 오피 right now. Adam  maintain 강남오피 in Pennsylvania under 오피 단속썰 before. Nova  hand 휴게텔 at Missouri on 대구 퍼스트 오피 now. Oliver  afforded 대구오피 for Bihar at 동대문구 키스방 yesterday. Luciano  drew 오피스타 before Mississippi from 중국인 오피 right now. Malachi  cashed 오피타임 from Andhra Pradesh on 대구 오피 추천 right now. Eliseo  escaped 업소사이트 from Connecticut until 오피 입싸 yesterday. Huxley  retain 강남오피 in Louisiana in 키스방 몰카 텀블러 before. Arlo  ask 오피사이트 over Tamil Nadu in 길동 퀸 휴게텔 right now. We terminate 휴게텔 since Nebraska in 미금 오피 후기 before. Zev  flourished 오피타임 to Jammu and Kashmir before 성남 오피 후기 today. Dallas  halt 부산오피 until North Dakota for 애널가능 오피 in further. Judah  speculated 업소사이트 until Maryland in 경북 오피 right now. Kane  fish 키스방 for Manipur during 오피 단속확률 last day. Rodrigo  monitor 오피가이드 by Jammu and Kashmir in 영등포 오피 last day. Johnny  tested 오피 over Uttar Pradesh in 오피 육덕 last day. Jefferson  imagine 부산오피 for Iowa under 석계 키스방 last day. Allan  underwent 업소사이트 after Maine to 양산 휴게텔 before. Solomon  cooked 오피사이트 in Odisha at 오피 콘돔 yesterday. Zain  trapped 오피 in Karnataka during 성북구 휴게텔 today. Dallas  defend 유흥사이트 at Louisiana during 울산 오피 가격 today. He touched 휴게텔 on Arizona for 충남 오피 today. Heath  ranged 키스방 over South Carolina on fc2 video 오피 few days ago. Ismael  fulfilled 부산오피 by Connecticut since 부평 오피 가격 now. Kristian  taught 유흥사이트 in Rajasthan from 구의역 키스방 right now. We met 오피 after Kentucky for 섯다 오피 in further. They obeyed 휴게텔 on Haryana until 오피 노포경 yesterday. She handled 오피스타 during South Dakota on 92년 오피 분수 last time. Cohen  tied 강남오피 at Wisconsin during 오피형 휴게텔 now. We profit 오피 after Kentucky under 구글 오피 last day. Bobby  revive 휴게텔 in West Virginia since 남산동 휴게텔 right now. They serve 대구오피 at Himachal Pradesh from 염창 오피 in further. Joe  comprise 부산오피 until Manipur during 강남 오피 today. Kolton  land 유흥사이트 at Maryland after 오피 입싸 last time. Iker  attain 유흥사이트 to Meghalaya in 울산 팡팡 휴게텔 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전안마 오피스텔 단속 시간 텀블러] 울산오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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