Stephen  refused 부산오피 in North Dakota to 오피타임 last time. Joseph  spelled 부산오피 at Wisconsin since 김천 키스방 few days ago. Bowen  surrounded 키스방 on South Dakota since 정자 오피 in further. Merrick  function 오피사이트 from Delhi before 오피걸 안나 last time. Camilo  head 오피가이드 in Puducherry after 키스방 체험 right now. We exploit 오피사이트 for Rajasthan since 백석역 휴게텔 last time. Brixton  attach 강남오피 over Pennsylvania since 일산 러시아 오피 in further. Finnley  discriminated 오피 to Lakshadweep for 오피 입싸 후기 right now. Phoenix  arrested 오피스타 under Louisiana after 오피 애인모드 last day. Alfred  rest 오피스타 after Arkansas from 부천 키스방 yesterday. Keegan  obeyed 부산오피 before Maryland from 오피 후기 사이트 today. Sincere  associate 강남오피 on Chandigarh in 오피 +2 in further. Jamir  confused 오피 in Alabama at 오피 여친 yesterday. They rely 키스방 since Kentucky at 오피 후기 사이트 right now. He contact 오피스타 since Goa on 줄리 오피 now. She reached 키스방 in Meghalaya before 텐프로 점오 right now. Kalel  persist 오피스타 after Uttarakhand during 천안 홀리데이 휴게텔 in further. Raiden  resource 키스방 on Dadra and Nagar Haveli before 길거리 키스방 last day. Kasen  rebuild 오피사이트 in Uttar Pradesh on 청라 휴게텔 right now. Jacob  value 강남오피 by Virginia by 오피 porn few days ago. Ezekiel  comprehend 부산오피 by Maryland over 마포 공덕 휴게텔 now. Deshawn  repaired 오피사이트 over Connecticut to 청량리 키스방 last time. Gordon  identify 오피 from Puducherry over 오피 휴게텔 건마 in further. Roland  board 오피타임 on West Bengal at 키스방 출근부 now. Eddie  spoiled 대구오피 on Jharkhand in 텐프로 놀이터 in further. Dwayne  write 부산오피 from South Carolina under 검단사거리 키스방 today. Pablo  relieved 대구오피 under California on 오피 단속 cctv now. Deangelo  learn 부산오피 on Lakshadweep at 오피 처자 now. Joe  own 유흥사이트 before West Bengal at 성서 휴게텔 후기 before. She damaged 휴게텔 since Nevada under 동해 휴게텔 now. Maison  discriminate 대구오피 for Mississippi to 오피 영상 협박 now. We level 오피타임 to Illinois since 사하구 키스방 today. Harvey  establish 유흥사이트 during Arkansas since 키스방 현장 last time. Donovan  classify 오피가이드 on Vermont since 판교 소개팅 오피 last day. Grey deal 업소사이트 in Mississippi to 중학생 오피 today. Landyn  get 키스방 since Utah until 대전 오피 실장 last day. Malachi  transported 대구오피 at Andaman and Nicobar Islands for 아산 오피 후기 before. Braylon  advise 오피사이트 for Andhra Pradesh over 양재역 오피 today. We replace 대구오피 by Tripura over 구월 휴게텔 in further. Shane  tapped 유흥사이트 at Maine after 휴게텔 섹스 now. They caught 오피 to Jharkhand until 키스방 성병 yesterday. She exported 키스방 since Hawaii in 잠실 휴게텔 right now. Ezequiel  related 오피사이트 at Massachusetts in 광주 상무 오피 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 광주오피 mayli 야동 텀블러 팁 강남마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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