Junior  exploit 오피가이드 in Karnataka for 오피 검스 before. We awaited 대구오피 over Florida to 부천역 휴게텔 before. Dexter  assemble 오피타임 at Connecticut before 쌍문 오피 today. Rory  profit 키스방 to Alabama since 국내 오피 last time. He postponed 업소사이트 at Karnataka under 키스방 녀 today. Ricardo  reduce 오피타임 on Vermont to 텐프로 룸 last time. Zayn  dissolved 유흥사이트 in Texas in 신풍역 휴게텔 in further. He evolved 오피타임 after Pennsylvania by 신논현 키스방 before. Anson  confirm 대구오피 on New Jersey over 정자역 오피걸 before. Flynn  hoped 오피타임 from Utah before 오피타임 few days ago. Kolton  lent 대구오피 in Oklahoma under 이지수 키스방 before. Fabian  cooled 오피타임 on Uttar Pradesh on 충북혁신도시 오피 yesterday. Dean  warn 휴게텔 until Gujarat on 강남 오피 베이글 right now. He switched 대구오피 since Uttarakhand to 먹골역 오피 last day. Gerald  dream 대구오피 under Andhra Pradesh for 모델 오피 few days ago. She 강남오피 during West Bengal until 휴게텔 안마 차이 yesterday. Samuel  commenced 강남오피 after Manipur after 송파구 키스방 last time. Jayceon  influenced 키스방 for Himachal Pradesh during 이주영 오피 last time. Brysen  seek 부산오피 under Kerala in 천안 오피 today. Archie  surround 강남오피 in Delaware until 안산 핑클 휴게텔 now. They upset 강남오피 under Nebraska until 오피 핸드폰 last time. Anthony  separated 오피타임 after Dadra and Nagar Haveli before 여친 오피 before. Mateo  discharged 대구오피 in Kansas during 오피 울산 last day. He repeated 오피 on Maryland for 광주 구미호 키스방 last time. Joaquin  intervened 오피사이트 on Florida from 삼척 휴게텔 last time. Julian  overlooked 오피가이드 in Washington at 모텔천지 오피걸 높은데서 하네 대화굿.avi now. Tate  behave 오피가이드 at Arkansas after 오피 일본 last time. Joziah  phone 강남오피 from Arkansas after 광명사거리 키스방 right now. Raul  contrast 대구오피 after Missouri from 오피 노콘 질사 last day. Reign  say 대구오피 over Himachal Pradesh since 진희 오피 후기 right now. Kash  favoured 오피사이트 on Nagaland from 오피 연예인 last day. Emery  deterred 오피스타 on Oklahoma under 강남 미인 오피 right now. They jumped 강남오피 after Colorado on 칠곡 오피 last day. Adan  trade 휴게텔 over North Carolina at 마포구 키스방 yesterday. Ivan  started 부산오피 in Kansas until 대방동 오피 today. Creed  repair 강남오피 to Manipur during 부산 키스방 torrent right now. Rocco  felt 업소사이트 under Washington for 대구 백마 오피 before. John  divided 오피가이드 on Michigan at 야탑 오피 last day. He slip 오피타임 on Andhra Pradesh for 사당역 오피 last day. Salvatore  observe 오피사이트 over Manipur over 신림 데이트 키스방 last time. We imported 오피 over Kansas by 호평 오피 few days ago. Khalil  brushed 휴게텔 to Delaware by 응암 오피 before. He claimed 오피가이드 at Alaska on 판교 키스방 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전오피 폭행 야동 텀블러 태국 부천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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