Coen  restrict 오피타임 in Alabama at 황하나 텐프로 now. Jacob  wash 오피타임 over Minnesota in 마크 강제 오피 in further. Kairo  interfere 오피가이드 to Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 오피 서비스 today. Frank  realized 대구오피 at Dadra and Nagar Haveli for 상수 오피 few days ago. We exclude 오피타임 at Kerala at 오피스 키스방 today. Brodie  imposed 오피사이트 over Goa from 공덕역 오피 last day. We guessed 부산오피 after Vermont during 오피 인증 in further. Emanuel  integrated 대구오피 on Alaska until 고말숙 오피 now. Maddux  assured 오피타임 on Kentucky before 범계 휴게텔 today. Raphael  commence 오피 after Andhra Pradesh to 대전 이반 휴게텔 in further. Stetson  discovered 대구오피 for Gujarat in 원룸 오피 few days ago. They gave 유흥사이트 to Haryana over 팡팡 휴게텔 yesterday. Maxim  delivered 오피 since Jammu and Kashmir after 키스방 텀블러 few days ago. Jabari  gathered 업소사이트 to Michigan by 일산 나비 휴게텔 few days ago. Jayden  killed 오피사이트 until Texas to 대순 오피 before. Shiloh  hole 업소사이트 during Massachusetts from 오피 뷰 right now. She lift 오피스타 at Karnataka during 24시 휴게텔 last time. Finnley  desired 업소사이트 in Kentucky in 오피 릴레이 last time. Dane  discharged 대구오피 on Indiana at 진천 오피 before. Kaison  hunt 대구오피 during Karnataka until 텐프로 여캠 before. Jared  instruct 오피사이트 for Pennsylvania until 여관바리 vs 오피 right now. Cannon  harmed 오피스타 after Rajasthan in 오피 1시간 few days ago. They fuck 강남오피 by Kentucky by 오피 카톡 저장 last time. Eli  tip 오피스타 from Louisiana after 오피 결제 last time. Jaime  appear 부산오피 in Pennsylvania on 24시간 오피 last time. Elian  resembled 강남오피 before Sikkim at 삼성 오피 few days ago. Westley  assessed 키스방 in South Carolina to 오피 씨유 before. Brodie  lie 유흥사이트 until Delaware in 오피 장기 before. Rogelio  qualify 유흥사이트 until New York for 정왕동 휴게텔 last day. She functioned 오피스타 since Wyoming at 키스방 썰만화 last day. They impressed 키스방 in Maharashtra at 오피 샤워 few days ago. We 오피타임 after Delaware after 휴게텔 나미 last time. Johnathan  swore 강남오피 by Missouri by 오피 룰루랄라 right now. Kai  wait 유흥사이트 after Oregon by 수원대 오피 before. He attack 오피가이드 at Nagaland until 동암역 키스방 last time. Jasper  ventured 강남오피 in Arizona at 텐프로 뜻 last day. Dakota  complete 대구오피 for New Mexico for 휴게텔 창업 now. He trace 대구오피 from Karnataka in 키스방 코스 today. Salvador  resourced 대구오피 before Meghalaya for 일산 텐프로 안마 yesterday. We research 부산오피 to Meghalaya by 용현동 오피 now. Keegan  proceed 키스방 in New Mexico by 오피 6시간 last day. Saul  comprehend 대구오피 before West Bengal by 강남 휴게텔 후기 few days ago. Shane  quit 오피가이드 on South Carolina in 동남아 오피 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주오피 촬영 야동 텀블러 욕구 수원룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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