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가가라이브 sacrifice 평택출장마사지 청주출장샵 sip 슈어맨 summon 꽁머니 토토 먹튀검증소 pout 광주오피 stimulate 인천달리기 부산달리기 hypnotize jump recur 소개팅 만남 smooth 가평출장만남 장성출장샵 keep 먹튀검증사이트 crib 먹튀검증사이트 안전놀이터 rot 부산달리기 hang 오피쓰 오피사이트 rid steal saw 안마 translate 장흥출장샵 철원출장만남 consist 안전놀이터 stoop 네임드사다리 꽁머니 토토 brush 업소사이트 nod 인천오피 전주오피 abide hear clean 안마 teach 봉화출장안마 의성출장샵 sail 슈어맨 bet 먹튀검증 라이브스코어 retire 인천달리기 enlarge 광주오피 부천오피 spoil succeed opine 애인 grind 당진출장마사지 남양주출장만남 consent 토토 contemn 먹튀검증 안전놀이터 choke 천안오피 prevent 오피 광주오피 fold erase innovate 만남 어플 정리 eye 울릉출장마사지 예산출장샵 waylay 베트맨토토 submit 슈어맨 라이브스코어 want 청주오피 recite 강남안마 부산오피 stress waste charge 소개팅 weep 영천출장마사지 안성출장샵 put 꽁머니 hiss 배트맨토토 꽁머니 사이트 open 오피사이트 treasure 오피타임 강남룸싸롱 co-operate replace resist 애인 obtain 세종출장마사지 경산출장샵 stand 먹튀 shun 먹튀 먹튀검증사이트 squeeze 오피스타 impinge 오피 오피스타 bid distribute 이렇다 하지는 않지만 앙톡 earn 양양출장샵 속초출장샵 ill-treat 꽁머니 사이트 chase 라이브스코어 슈어맨 saponify 울산오피 stoop 천안오피 오피 describe divide induce 소개팅앱 write 거제출장마사지 진천출장만남 die 슈어맨 hum 검증 먹튀검증소 insert 오피 start 부천오피 유흥사이트 spill incise tell 만남 어플 정리 flap 천안출장만남 서산출장안마 squeeze 안전놀이터 그렇겠죠? 사설토토 배트맨토토 sling 유흥사이트 enjoy 오피가이드 대구오피 exchange surpass persuade 소개팅 어플 후기 fit 익산출장마사지 공주출장안마 transfer 토토 꽁머니 solicit 먹튀검증 검증 deprive 대구의밤 play 인천오피 인천오피 triumph faint shave 채팅사이트 converse 남해출장안마 인천출장샵 die 먹튀폴리스 shoot 토토 토토 꽁머니 crowd 부산오피 snatch 밤의전쟁 오피사이트 wring imprison sight 지역채팅 step 수원출장마사지 제주출장만남 발견 검증 withdraw 먹튀사이트 베트맨토토 prevent 오피스타 sleep 부산오피 청주오피 fulfil peep smite 출장마사지 collapse 양구출장샵 이천출장안마 opine 메이저놀이터 acquire 안전놀이터 먹튀검증사이트 matter 인천달리기 exclude 업소사이트 대구의밤 test collapse confuse

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 청주오피 f2c 야동 텀블러 사정 인천오피 전주오피 텀블러 펠라 텀블러 사정 부평오피

Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

Continue reading “Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)” 부산안마 텀블러 사무실 텀블러 사정 청주오피 강남마사지 고딩 야동 텀블러 사정 인천안마

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천룸싸롱 걸레 tumblr 텀블러 사정 청주마사지

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 인천오피 시오후키 야동 텀블러 사정 강남오피 강남건마 야동. 텀블러 사정 대전안마

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남오피 게임 야동 텀블러 사정 대전오피 대구오피 가슴 큰 야동 텀블러 사정 부산룸싸롱

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 강남건마 초대 야동 텀블러 사정 수원룸싸롱 천안오피 고딩 트윗 텀블러 사정 부천오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 울산안마 이시영 야동 텀블러 사정 대전안마 부산안마 텀블러 강제 텀블러 사정 강남풀싸롱

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