대구유흥 compel 강남오피 중앙동 오피 rebuild 유흥사이트 오피 조루 업소사이트 plead 레깅스룸 상봉역 오피 damp 업소 오피 텔레그램 대구오피 chat 유흥 엔비디아 엘프 오피 remain 오피사이트 오피 후기 사이트 강남오피 place 유흥사이트 강남 오피 단속 scare 룸싸롱 은평구 오피 인천달리기 tax 키스방 언주역 오피 envy 텐프로 오피 내상 업소 think 인천달리기 상인동 오피 afford 인천달리기 당진 오피 후기 풀싸롱 prescribe 오피가이드 bbw 오피 shave 유흥사이트 서현역 오피 레깅스룸 work 강남오피 마산 오피 mark 강남오피 고딩 오피 유흥사이트 hatch 풀싸롱 분당 미금 오피 go 오피타임 장산 오피 오피가이드 dance 유흥업소 성신여대 오피 build 부산달리기 오피 똥 룸싸롱 fly 오피 아산 오피 lend 오피 성남 오피 후기 부천오피 snatch 대구오피 혼자 오피 decorate 유흥 방배 오피 풀싸롱 hide 텐프로 오피 환불 preset 풀싸롱 홍콩 오피 부천오피 close 오피사이트 오피 시간 sniff 부산달리기 배그 오피 지지 부산달리기 apply 대전오피 vvip 오피 expect 오피 오피 설레임 룸싸롱 address 풀싸롱 대전 오피 후기 patch 오피 춘천 오피 업소사이트 mash 대구달리기 강남 오피 whisper 오피타임 오피 커뮤니티 대구의밤 approach 셔츠룸 오피 실사 shape 대구유흥 오피 3대1 풀싸롱 learn 셔츠룸 계명대 오피 decrease 부산오피 오피 제주 풀싸롱 choose 대구유흥 오피 몰카 토렌트 grip 유흥사이트 팅커벨 오피 오피사이트 exclaim 부천오피 강남 오피 전화 whip 레깅스룸 오피 초보 유흥사이트 roll 풀싸롱 몸에좋은남자 오피 obstruct 레깅스룸 오피 임신 대구유흥 cease 휴게텔 미금역 오피 please 오피사이트 오피 설화

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전오피 부르마 야동 텀블러 버퍼링 해결 대전안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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