룸싸롱 canvass 오피가이드 서현 오피 abide 유흥 오피 실제 대구유흥 dump 대구오피 18사단 오피 invite 대구의밤 뚝섬 오피 오피스타 heave 대구오피 연신내 오피 escape 유흥사이트 eorn 오피 대구유흥 fill 대구달리기 오피 몰카 텀블러 race 룸싸롱 오피 경험 오피 jump 부천오피 오피 얼굴 go 부산달리기 대구 오피 회원 유흥업소 sell 부산달리기 이채아 오피 mew 부천오피 불광 오피 대구달리기 advise 키스방 송내역 오피 allow 부산오피 오피 사기꾼 유흥 cut 대구오피 광주 오피 inflate 대구달리기 구로구 오피 휴게텔 보니까 오피타임 오피 수 confess 룸싸롱 금정역 오피 부산달리기 coo 유흥업소 오피 도촬 swallow 강남안마 엔비디아 엘프 오피 텐프로 behold 오피닷컴 오피 회원가 earn 오피 전라도 오피 업소사이트 develop 오피타임 오피 회원가 wave 대구달리기 부산 오피 검색 인천달리기 mistake 업소 대학 오피 moo 오피사이트 특이점이 온 오피 유흥업소 scrub 키스방 정자 오피 have 유흥 오피 예약 전화 텐프로 indent 오피스타 오피 능욕 썰 omit 유흥 운중동 오피 풀싸롱 transfer 오피타임 피파 강남 오피 scar 대구오피 오피 휴게텔 레깅스룸 sabotage 텐프로 오피 초객 fancy 부산오피 오피 bj나리 레깅스룸 print 셔츠룸 출장 오피 hit 대구의밤 오피 몰래 풀싸롱 speed 대구달리기 대전역 오피 injure 오피닷컴 수원 오피 추천 업소 saddle 셔츠룸 오피 노콘 옵션 produce 부산오피 현대아이텔 오피 업소 string 오피타임 밤바다 오피 float 대구달리기 상봉 오피 텐프로 include 강남오피 창원 상남동 오피 check 대구달리기 오피 후장 셔츠룸 cook 오피사이트 오피 장부 번호 recognize 오피닷컴 오피 간호사

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 부산안마 처녀막 야동 텀블러 백보 인천오피 강남풀싸롱 텀블러 친누나 텀블러 백보 수원풀싸롱

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 이슬이 야동 텀블러 백보 부평오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 성남오피 야동 일베야 텀블러 백보 전주오피 강남룸싸롱 텀블러 음란물 텀블러 백보 인천오피

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남안마 키스방 정보 텀블러 백보 성남오피 부산룸싸롱 천안 스웨디시 텀블러 백보 업소사이트

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 수원룸싸롱 야동추천사이트 텀블러 백보 부천오피 강남오피 라틴 야동 텀블러 백보 청주마사지

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 대전오피 야애니 야동 텀블러 백보 대전오피 부산룸싸롱 스캇 야동 텀블러 백보 울산오피

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