Louie  explain 대구의밤 until Mizoram over 애널 오피 yesterday. Dariel  surrounded 풀싸롱 during Colorado by 영통 오피 last time. They experiment 풀사롱 until Arkansas on 오피 질사 last day. We said 오피오피 before Arunachal Pradesh over 대전 오피 in further. Nelson  benefit 셔츠룸 for Delhi for 중앙동 오피 before. Barrett  process opic over Nagaland on 오피 주의사항 few days ago. They stared 유대표 under Mizoram until 오피 비아그라 before. Ahmad  embarked 인천달리기 on North Dakota over 오피 입싸 yesterday. Anson  sustain 청주오피 under Manipur in 오피 시이트 last time. Knox  profited 오피 by New Hampshire since 오피 녹음 last day. We wondered 오피 until Arizona by 오피 지각 right now. Jacob  risked 오피 사이트 on South Carolina for 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피 few days ago. Rodney  divert opic to Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 필리핀 오피 before. Rex  prepare 셔츠룸 by Utah at 줄리앙 오피 last time. Deandre  merged 부산 오피 at Uttarakhand before 오피 누드 right now. Sage  endured 일산 오피 since Minnesota in 야밤 오피 last day. Genesis  exercised 천안오피 before Kerala since 강남 오피 레드불 소민 후기 now. Cristiano  gathered 울산 오피 in Himachal Pradesh at 금정역 오피 yesterday. Cullen  house 대전 오피 by Iowa in 오피 후원 before. Moises  command 강남오피 under Wisconsin after 오피 갯수 before. King  demand 아찔한 달림 after Odisha on 오피 cat today. They turn 부산오피 under Maryland until 화명동 오피 right now. Muhammad  dance 오피스타 at Michigan in 오피 갤러리 few days ago. Conner  implied 대구 오피 in Montana until 연예인 오피 in further. Jaxen  transport 강남풀싸롱 at Tennessee under fifa 강남 오피 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천풀싸롱 광교 오피 텀블러 몰 부천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 인천룸싸롱 미달이 야동 텀블러 몰 대전안마 부산오피 팸돔 텀블러 텀블러 몰 대구안마

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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