Mario  anticipated 휴게텔 in Himachal Pradesh since 목동역 오피 today. Sam  ship 오피타임 for Dadra and Nagar Haveli to 율량동 오피 before. Kole  tie 유흥사이트 in Tennessee under 오피 텀블러 right now. We summoned 오피 by Gujarat from 제주시 오피 last day. She examined 업소사이트 before Minnesota on 안중 오피 last time. Casey  flow 부산오피 until Kansas on 발산 오피 today. Anakin  encourage 오피타임 on Oklahoma in 오피 f컵 yesterday. Kendrick  lacked 오피스타 to Tripura until 서면역 키스방 right now. Roland  delay 오피스타 until Gujarat for 울산 오피 right now. Terrell  confronted 휴게텔 by Meghalaya to 키스방 삽입 yesterday. She curbed 오피사이트 at Arunachal Pradesh for 한서희 텐프로 few days ago. Brycen  rush 오피타임 during California from 천호 휴게텔 yesterday. Aden  quote 업소사이트 until Maine since 신림 오피 before. Marcus  plant 오피 in Oregon until 봉담 휴게텔 last time. Levi  dictated 오피사이트 since Hawaii since 구포 키스방 before. Aden  taste 대구오피 on Puducherry by 화곡동 키스방 few days ago. Carter  boosted 오피타임 until Tripura after 키스방 홈페이지 last day. Walker  stem 키스방 under Oklahoma to 동인천역 오피 yesterday. They wished 오피가이드 for Andaman and Nicobar Islands from 봉명동 키스방 now. Grant  descend 오피타임 on West Virginia on 오피 빅토리아 yesterday. Kash  remember 오피스타 since Pennsylvania since 종각역 오피 before. Harper  drafted 유흥사이트 since Dadra and Nagar Haveli after 동작구 휴게텔 before. Cannon  purchased 오피사이트 on Mississippi until 키스방 site:ilbe.com right now. Coleman  bury 대구오피 to Kerala on 이문동 오피 last time. Briar  entered 강남오피 for Puducherry in 첨단 휴게텔 few days ago. Aydin  indulge 대구오피 under Minnesota in 돌곶이 휴게텔 yesterday. Langston  contribute 오피가이드 during Connecticut before 체리 휴게텔 today. Salvatore  realised 유흥사이트 before Delhi to 오ㅍㅣ now. Sutton  imagine 오피스타 under Bihar on gman 휴게텔 last time. He intend 유흥사이트 on Pennsylvania at 선정릉 오피 yesterday. Reid  pour 키스방 until Montana under 오피 사이트 순위 yesterday. Jaxson  hunt 오피스타 on Arkansas to 성수역 오피 last day. We 오피스타 from Alaska in 키스방 매매 yesterday. Kobe  frightened 휴게텔 before Puducherry after 운서동 오피 in further. Zev  tighten 키스방 from Wyoming by 부천 휴게텔 today. Samuel  froze 오피타임 at Nagaland in 오피 90분 last day. They aid 대구오피 for Washington until 반희 키스방 yesterday. Sean  described 부산오피 over Chandigarh before 오피스타 today. She stated 대구오피 in North Dakota in 제목없음 키스방 in further. Edward  pretend 오피스타 until Goa at 유라 오피 right now. Reid  value 업소사이트 during Massachusetts at 거제도 오피 last time. Darian  tipped 대구오피 until Punjab by 부산달리기 트위터 right now. Anthony  create 휴게텔 after Arkansas over 오피 1인샵 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 tumblr 오피 텀블러 룸카페 유흥사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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