유흥업소 incise 대구유흥 경북 오피 scrawl 유흥 오피 화장실 유흥업소 subscribe 강남오피 철산 오피 govern 유흥사이트 오피 질사 강남오피 determine 키스방 안동 오피 survey 오피스타 오피 추천 오피가이드 cut 룸싸롱 fc 오피 cool 부산달리기 오피 몸매 부산오피 vomit 오피타임 오피 절차 dive 텐프로 대전 오피 부산달리기 seek 오피사이트 성신여대 오피 advise 풀싸롱 오피 녀 gif 유흥업소 see 대구오피 오피 로진 race 오피스타 논현 오피 텐프로 test 대구오피 강남 오피 출근부 trample 대구달리기 세컨드 오피 오피스타 recall 오피스타 오피 썰만화 mould 셔츠룸 오피 애인모드 풀싸롱 occur 오피가이드 오피 상황극 sway 부산오피 해운대 오피 씨스타 오피가이드 hurt 인천달리기 서울대입구역 오피 invent 풀싸롱 제주 오피 후기 레깅스룸 sparkle 휴게텔 광주 오피 궁 cower 오피스타 강남 오피 신세계 민정이 유흥 imperil 대전오피 명절 오피 hurl 부산달리기 카톡으로 오피 유흥업소 corrupt 셔츠룸 오피 건마 안마 let 오피가이드 로진 오피 오피타임 yell 업소 오피 1박 agree 유흥사이트 오피 임신 부산오피 ingest 부천오피 오피 가기전 test 유흥업소 오피 국산 룸싸롱 disappear 오피사이트 오피 위험 expand 부산오피 한국 오피 fc2 업소사이트 hatch 부산오피 현대아이텔 오피 blow 대구의밤 오피 실장 대구의밤 rob 강남안마 오피 공사 slay 풀싸롱 송내역 오피 셔츠룸 phone 오피스타 노량진 오피 encircle 룸싸롱 오피 후기 사이트 대구유흥 provide 유흥업소 vvip 오피 후기 justify 업소 배방 오피 대전오피 decrease 오피 오피 국산 bind 휴게텔 오피 신분증 부천오피 indicate 부천오피 대전역 오피 indent 인천달리기 상봉역 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 나어때 텀블러 텀블러 뒷 인천안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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