강남오피 dispose 휴게텔 오피 개수제한 resolve 유흥 오피 공사 대구유흥 coo 오피가이드 강남 오피 decorate 대구오피 거유 오피 풀싸롱 crash 셔츠룸 이해인 오피 lean 인천달리기 피팅모델 오피 유흥 weep 유흥업소 오피 곤지름 hew 대전오피 수유 오피 레깅스룸 get 대구유흥 오피 이용방법 input 셔츠룸 빡촌 오피 풀싸롱 bet 인천달리기 오피 후장 adjust 강남안마 수내 오피 강남오피 marry 유흥사이트 오피 1인샵 fulfil 부천오피 두정동 오피 대구의밤 collapse 풀싸롱 오피 활어 admit 텐프로 외국인 오피 부산오피 mew 대구의밤 선릉역 오피 hope 오피사이트 관악구 오피 업소 comment 대구오피 호평 오피 murmur 유흥사이트 오피 cat 강남오피 savvy 휴게텔 부원동 오피 motivate 유흥 서귀포 오피 유흥업소 contain 오피 거유 오피 attract 업소 대방 오피 오피 sail 부천오피 일본 오피 gain 오피타임 범계 오피 대구의밤 brush 업소사이트 오피 실장일 할때 썰 admit 오피스타 site:ilbe.com 오피 부산달리기 magnify 유흥 질사가능 오피 flap 유흥사이트 오벨리스크 오피 유흥사이트 idealize 풀싸롱 대구 오피 가격 assort 부천오피 건마 오피 부산달리기 place 부산달리기 오벨리스크 오피 shiver 대구달리기 오피 sm 대구달리기 sadden 부산오피 오피 출석부 signal 오피스타 건대 베이글 오피 오피가이드 scrub 대구달리기 문덕 오피 kick 강남안마 오피 사진 키스방 이런저런 대구달리기 펨돔 오피 put 휴게텔 오피 블랙리스트 키스방 expect 오피스타 오피 갯수 conclude 대구유흥 창동 오피 룸싸롱 이런저런 휴게텔 오피 수 dash 풀싸롱 왕십리 오피 셔츠룸 collect 유흥업소 부평역 오피 cease 풀싸롱 제목없음 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남마사지 야동 영화 텀블러 다운 광주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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