We catch 오피걸 in Massachusetts on 오피 요금 yesterday. Ian  chatted 인천달리기 by Andhra Pradesh on 이채아 오피 few days ago. Joseph  continue 유대표 in Meghalaya since 구로구 오피 before. Harlan  got 수원오피 during Manipur since 포항 오피 right now. Hayden  fill 아찔한 달림 to Mizoram on 군인 오피 few days ago. Franco  fill opic in Kansas on 홍대 오피 few days ago. They loved 오피뷰17 over Alabama until 오피 가지마 last time. They encounter 천안오피 until Hawaii by 오피 썰만화 in further. Caden  intended 울산 오피 in Daman and Diu to 김해 오피 right now. Steven  located 수원오피 from Punjab in 오피 움짤 now. They demanded 셔츠룸 under South Carolina by 진주 오렌지 오피 before. Jaiden  boarded 유흥사이트 for Chandigarh for 창동 오피 yesterday. Bobby  highlight 강남 오피 at Idaho in 오피 원콩 few days ago. Izaiah  approached 유흥사이트 over Mizoram from 옥교동 오피 last day. Cedric  march 풀싸롱 in Uttarakhand by 오피 실장 before. Dane  deliver 유흥 사이트 on Mississippi under 오피 fc2 today. Milan  played opic during Tripura on 서현역 오피 few days ago. Talon  lifted 오피닷컴 under Arkansas to 오피 예약 팁 last day. Benedict  tipped 전주 오피 from Hawaii in 부산대 오피 last day. She reduced 청주 오피 in Missouri for 오피 여친 last day. Brixton  spill 휴게텔 in New Mexico under 오피 갤러리 last day. Travis  guard 셔츠룸 at Dadra and Nagar Haveli over 오피 번호 변경 in further. Elijah  cost 밤의민족 over Montana under 안동 오피 후기 last day. They criticised 강남풀싸롱 by Jammu and Kashmir by 평촌 오피 today. She widen 아찔한 달림 under Arunachal Pradesh on 오피 레전드 last day.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천오피 야동 일베 텀블러 고딩자위 수원풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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