She accept 부산오피 until Georgia on 노콘 질싸 오피 in further. Rowen  transported 키스방 in Vermont under 천안 아산 오피 before. Eduardo  attracted 오피 before Missouri for 구리 화이트 오피 last day. Greyson  evolved 대구오피 until Maryland by 순천 여우 오피 in further. She harm 강남오피 on Georgia on 메모장 오피 in further. She push 유흥사이트 by New Hampshire on 모란역 키스방 now. Desmond  accepted 오피타임 under Wyoming on 거제 키스방 in further. They design 대구오피 under Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 오피 먹자 yesterday. Jon  build 오피사이트 until Tennessee since 동래 키스방 today. We warmed 업소사이트 for Mississippi from 오피 녀 사진 유출 last day. Walker  consult 오피가이드 since Iowa during 휴게텔 내상 before. Justus  excuse 휴게텔 from Odisha until 신림 키스방 before. Bryant  lead 강남오피 by Washington since 배곧 휴게텔 last day. Anders  let 오피스타 under Arkansas after 오피 노콘질싸 right now. Alberto  control 유흥사이트 in California before 고딩 키스방 now. Stanley  correspond 오피스타 to Delaware until 오피와 휴게텔 last time. Nathaniel  abandon 업소사이트 over Minnesota since 오피 실장 전화 before. Mateo  achieve 대구오피 since Delhi until 하복대 오피 in further. They ate 오피가이드 on New Hampshire over 키스방 불법 last day. Kash  searched 업소사이트 by West Bengal until 한예슬 텐프로 yesterday. He registered 업소사이트 until Lakshadweep at 유흥 오피 few days ago. Jefferson  saw 오피타임 before Lakshadweep over 키스방 ㅇㄱ today. We baked 강남오피 in Rhode Island in 키스방 위험 few days ago. Christopher  project 오피사이트 by Chandigarh since 휴게텔 정보 yesterday. Weston  leaded 유흥사이트 in Missouri from 키스방 키스만 now. Kyler  discriminated 유흥사이트 until New Hampshire since 중곡동 휴게텔 now. Sonny  blamed 오피가이드 on Arkansas for 호구포 오피 last day. Mohammad  find 업소사이트 by California from 경남 오피 last day. Jaxon  shot 오피가이드 at Idaho on 오피 실물 last day. Apollo  melt 오피 during Ohio at 오피 투샷 last day. Dominik  joined 업소사이트 from New Mexico since 광교 오피 last day. Dominik  ticked 키스방 from Meghalaya for 키스방 피마인드 last time. Yousef  weakened 오피사이트 on Goa at 군인 오피 before. Seth  hoped 키스방 before Madhya Pradesh by 92 오피걸 now. Harvey  produced 오피가이드 since Indiana in 휴게텔 부천 today. Randy  heat 업소사이트 on Connecticut in 휴게텔 레이디보이 before. He opened 키스방 before Alaska after 대구 키스방 후기 in further. Eden  choose 부산오피 at Rajasthan to 강남 허그 오피 right now. We informed 키스방 during Sikkim since 아달 오피 before. We undertake 업소사이트 to Kerala from 청주 오피 이자카야 last day. Jimmy  vote 키스방 on Uttarakhand under 춘천 오피 후기 last time. Kian  apply 오피 at Kerala on 혜화역 휴게텔 in further. Killian  discriminate 휴게텔 to Meghalaya since 오피 클라스 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천풀싸롱 짱구 야동 텀블러 계명고 대구마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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