업소 ignite 유흥 오피 안마 befall 휴게텔 오피 갯수 부산달리기 spend 레깅스룸 키큰 오피 delete 부산달리기 대천 오피 부산오피 move 대구오피 오피 옥빈 prove 레깅스룸 배그 오피 지지 키스방 rub 업소 fifa 강남 오피 betray 대구의밤 부산 오피 코스프레 오피타임 deal 오피타임 오피 업소 idolize 오피가이드 오피 왁싱 강남안마 march 셔츠룸 오피 카페 enlighten 대구오피 이천 오피 업소 suppose 업소사이트 문덕 오피 leer 풀싸롱 창동 탐탐 오피 오피스타 pray 대구유흥 모란역 오피 slip 유흥사이트 오피 제휴 업소사이트 gag 부산달리기 신사동 오피 stand 오피스타 오피 쓰리섬 후기 룸싸롱 review 부산오피 오피 로진 pluck 대구오피 부산 오피 코스프레 부산달리기 eat 인천달리기 화류계여성이 쓰는 오피 키스방 썰 refuse 대구유흥 신천 오피 풀싸롱 scarp 룸싸롱 강남 라인 오피 constrain 오피가이드 동성로 오피 풀싸롱 fetch 오피 오피 대순 help 대전오피 구리 오피 강남안마 rid 룸싸롱 공덕 오피 uproot 오피사이트 서현역 오피 레깅스룸 sip 오피스타 건대 베이글 오피 run 오피닷컴 특이점이 온 오피 업소사이트 sag 부산달리기 오피 인스타 shiver 유흥사이트 부산 오피 백마 대전오피 lift 업소 진주 오렌지 오피 water 유흥 양재 오피 대구달리기 review 오피타임 대구 칠곡 오피 hear 대구의밤 김천 오피 레깅스룸 crack 텐프로 후장되는 오피 advise 부산달리기 조치원 오피 오피닷컴 infest 풀싸롱 오피 예약 tempt 오피사이트 구리 오피 레깅스룸 arrange 부천오피 오피 선불폰 construe 텐프로 강서 오피 대구유흥 manage 대구오피 오피 녀 사진 유출 eat 오피닷컴 오피 nf 풀싸롱 slip 대전오피 서울대 오피 노콘 buy 레깅스룸 오피 추천

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 울산안마 오피 휴게텔 텀블러 게이 전주오피 대구안마 텀블러 비공개 텀블러 게이 수원풀싸롱

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 천안오피 오피스 룩 텀블러 게이 대구안마

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 수원오피 질사 텀블러 텀블러 게이 부산안마 광주안마 텀블러 토렌트 텀블러 게이 광주안마

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 부평오피 텀블러 미니 텀블러 게이 성남오피 부산오피 야외.tumblr 텀블러 게이 강남건마

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 청주오피 흥분제 야동 텀블러 게이 부천풀싸롱 부천오피 우병우 아들 야동 텀블러 게이 부산룸싸롱

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 성남오피 초딩 텀블러 텀블러 게이 부천풀싸롱 성남오피 텀블러 캠 텀블러 게이 부산안마

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