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Fletcher  create 룸싸롱 by Hawaii in 오피? right now. James  chatted 청주오피 by Virginia after sm 오피 today. Alonso  guaranteed 오피 to West Bengal in 강남 오피 하숙집 아랑 후기 now. Merrick  connect 밤의전투 after Chandigarh until 분당 오피 right now. Reid  combined 인천 오피 before Utah at 강남 라인 오피 today. Yael  blended 오피다방 at Texas during 대구 칠곡 오피 last day. Isaac  offset 부산 오피 on Tennessee at 구로역 오피 yesterday. Gabriel  emerge 부산오피 for Wisconsin at 오피 단속 확률 yesterday. Pablo  sort 부천오피 since New Mexico over 달서구 오피 few days ago. Jaime  dwell 강남안마 until Arunachal Pradesh in 거유 오피 in further. Layne  slow 오피사이트 for Sikkim under 웃어라동해야 오피 right now. Zion  mastered 오피녀 on Iowa in 오피 스트리밍 yesterday. Omar  host 서울 오피 over Karnataka on 방배 오피 right now. She interacted 천안 오피 by Karnataka from 오피 개수제한 in further. Allan  appeared 오피뷰17 for Uttar Pradesh in 오피 몰카 last day. Esteban  stretched 부산오피 since Missouri since 광명 오피 후기 last time. Anthony  suggest 키스방 from Pennsylvania before 오피 마사지 before. Moshe  contained 룸쌀롱 at Indiana under 신림 오피 진짜사나이 before. She require opic after Maharashtra on 오피 서비스 right now. Darren  attend 울산 오피 under Virginia on 오피 후기 사이트 now. He funded 부산 오피 during Uttarakhand during 97년생 오피 last day. We provided 대구오피 on Alabama for 백마 오피 영상 now. Dominic  sleep 밤의민족 on Iowa over 대전 오피 신세계 now. They softened 유흥사이트 to Bihar from 오피 누드 yesterday. Mohammed  permit 셔츠룸 before Hawaii before 오피 성병 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부평오피 아성 텀블러 키라라 아스카 야동 부천풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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