업소사이트 bleed 인천달리기 일본인 오피 dress 레깅스룸 신림 오피 진짜사나이 휴게텔 trust 유흥업소 신중동 오피 pout 오피타임 오피 얼굴 레깅스룸 whip 오피사이트 줄리언 오피 scatter 업소사이트 오피 1인샵 부산달리기 plot 부산오피 오피 장부 box 레깅스룸 한국 오피 fc2 부산달리기 conspire 부산오피 금정 오피 renounce 유흥 텔레그램 오피 부천오피 inculcate 풀싸롱 서면 오피 후기 smash 풀싸롱 2대1 오피 대구유흥 come 룸싸롱 대구 오피 일베 stride 휴게텔 오피 누드 오피닷컴 exist 키스방 구리 오피 forlese 오피스타 하단 오피 대구의밤 scarify 인천달리기 오피 아줌마 violate 오피 순천 오피 풀싸롱 declare 대구달리기 수원역 오피 look 풀싸롱 마인크래프트 오피 유흥 seat 룸싸롱 파주 오피 ill-treat 유흥 오피 수위 대구달리기 drag 부산달리기 남포 오피 reflect 강남오피 오피 강남 강남안마 identify 업소 오피 영상 bless 오피스타 성남 오피 풀싸롱 worry 텐프로 인천 구월동 오피 canvass 강남오피 연산동 오피 대구유흥 warn 오피 전라 오피 sling 오피가이드 오피 지각 오피 treasure 대구의밤 안성 오피 gain 업소사이트 오피 실망 휴게텔 found 인천달리기 노원역 오피 satisfy 업소 노원 오피 후기 텐프로 violate 룸싸롱 노원역 오피 spring 오피타임 수성구 오피 오피닷컴 이게 오피닷컴 오피 녹음 infest 인천달리기 혜화동 오피 유흥 create 풀싸롱 대구 오피 cause 업소 오피 2번 키스방 canvass 오피스타 오피 인스타 bid 대구달리기 흑마 오피 휴게텔 exclude 유흥업소 한국 오피 fc2 pardon 강남오피 군산 오피 부산달리기 build 오피닷컴 강서구 오피 lose 부천오피 오피 레전드

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 천안오피 텀블러 연두 로딩 스타 친척 야동 강남마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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