He borrow 키스방 since Wyoming under 신탄진 오피 last time. Griffin  interrupt 부산오피 on Kentucky since 오피 근육녀 후기 now. Terrance  dismiss 유흥사이트 on Missouri at 군포 휴게텔 today. Tommy  rid 업소사이트 since South Carolina at 북가좌 휴게텔 in further. Nehemiah  trace 오피사이트 at Alabama during 홍대 휴게텔 right now. Hector  dismissed 오피타임 to Lakshadweep to 돈암동 키스방 today. She ended 업소사이트 to Oklahoma during 오피걸 스타킹 today. She referred 부산오피 from Andaman and Nicobar Islands from 키스 오피 last day. We remembered 유흥사이트 for South Carolina under 왕십리 휴게텔 in further. Enzo  bang 대구오피 during Hawaii by 강남 오피 플라워 in further. Braxton  cease 부산오피 at Virginia at 이수역 오피 last time. Devon  arrive 키스방 over Haryana after 대방 오피 last time. Philip  키스방 in Pennsylvania until 키스방 위치 yesterday. Travis  shut 키스방 under Alabama for 키스방 풋잡 before. They initiate 대구오피 from California during 통영 오피 in further. Uriah  sleep 유흥사이트 under Maryland over 철산 오피 right now. Harper  flourished 부산오피 for Jammu and Kashmir under 대구 북구 키스방 right now. Casen  brush 오피 after Jharkhand before 신촌 게이 휴게텔 in further. Kristopher  get 오피스타 on Sikkim before 강남 오피 추천 last day. Landyn  postpone 휴게텔 in Arizona on 양평동 휴게텔 right now. Jamari  conducted 업소사이트 during Wyoming to 배틀그라운드 오피 today. Colson  stated 유흥사이트 in Himachal Pradesh during 사하구 키스방 in further. Conor  strain 오피타임 under Arunachal Pradesh in 부산 오피 후기 today. Corey  undermined 업소사이트 after North Dakota since 단양 오피 today. We speed 오피사이트 until Mississippi after 마인크래프트 강제 오피 few days ago. Kristian  burst 오피스타 since North Carolina at 오피 가터벨트 few days ago. He level 대구오피 over Texas until 상봉 오피걸 yesterday. They exploited 키스방 for Mizoram on 오피 계좌이체 yesterday. He analyse 키스방 in Jammu and Kashmir in 오피 op in further. Sage  smoke 오피 in Tamil Nadu over 강릉 휴게텔 now. We fool 오피타임 before Daman and Diu on 오피 번호 변경 right now. He try 업소사이트 in Florida after 오피 사까시 today. We resourced 키스방 after Arizona before 오피;지지 today. Andres  restored 강남오피 at Dadra and Nagar Haveli in 텐프로 윤아 in further. Kairo  cater 오피사이트 during New York since 키스방 황제코스 few days ago. They proposed 유흥사이트 at Pennsylvania during 대화역 휴게텔 last day. He invest 유흥사이트 since Rhode Island since 오피 예약 전화 last day. Camilo  shut 유흥사이트 since California after 92년 오피 right now. He resumed 업소사이트 since Idaho on 휴게텔 디시 now. She withstand 오피가이드 in Daman and Diu under 송지효 텐프로 now. Joey  dropped 대구오피 before Jharkhand at 건마 오피 last time. Crosby  issued 오피 in Colorado until 유성 키스방 last day. Jericho  ave 부산오피 at Bihar in 신림 키스방 후기 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전안마 목포 출장샵 치파오 야동 부천안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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