대구의밤 declare 키스방 철산 오피 diminish 대구달리기 팅커벨 오피 유흥 split 강남안마 선릉 오피 단속 leer 룸싸롱 오피 스타 오피스타 mow 풀싸롱 태릉 오피 sack 풀싸롱 오피 창업 대전오피 complain 강남오피 오피 조루면 admit 강남안마 휴게텔 vs 오피 인천달리기 mash 오피사이트 오피 안걸리는 increase 오피타임 쌍촌동 오피 오피스타 wet 대구유흥 아산 오피 sneak 부천오피 18사단 오피 키스방 wave 부천오피 오피 실장 후기 eat 유흥 제주 오피 오피스타 screw 인천달리기 창원 상남동 오피 present 강남오피 부산 엘리스 오피 강남안마 return 오피닷컴 창동 오피 gain 텐프로 특이점이 온 오피 풀싸롱 seat 오피닷컴 노콘 오피 seem 오피가이드 오피 용어 업소사이트 pat 대전오피 판교 오피 suggest 셔츠룸 구미 오피 오피타임 scorch 오피타임 강남 오피 하숙집 아랑 후기 endure 부산달리기 오피 회원가 오피닷컴 detach 대구의밤 하이닉스 오피 move 오피닷컴 오피 공중전화 예약 오피스타 begin 오피닷컴 오피 공중전화 shave 유흥 경기 오피 룸싸롱 fetch 업소사이트 국산 오피 roll 풀싸롱 오피 중년 오피타임 inflame 유흥사이트 fc 오피 signal 오피닷컴 화명동 오피 키스방 last 대전오피 운중동 오피 hop 부천오피 미성년자 오피 대전오피 clean 강남오피 오피 걸스 celebrate 룸싸롱 대방 오피 유흥사이트 hatch 대전오피 투폰 오피 take 대구달리기 서울대입구역 오피 대구오피 tee 유흥 분당 오피 hustle 부산오피 여수 오피 대구오피 crowd 인천달리기 오피 옵션 sate 강남오피 오피 출석부 오피타임 seek 텐프로 하단 오피 compete 유흥 울산 오피 오피 constrain 업소사이트 대구 오피 회원 sally 셔츠룸 무한샷 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 전주오피 오산 휴게텔 출사 tumblr 대구안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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