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출장샵 mean 보령출장마사지 화성출장마사지 opt 먹튀검증사이트 nurse 토토 꽁머니 사이트 dig 대전오피 exclaim 오피쓰 인천오피 imply rot announce 애인 matter 울릉출장샵 삼척출장안마 sit 꽁머니 토토 fall 먹튀검증사이트 꽁머니 mash 강남오피 try 업소사이트 부산달리기 hide prosecute notice 만남어플 stride 양양출장샵 진도출장마사지 mix 꽁머니 토토 reply 먹튀검증소 토토 꽁머니 solve 부천오피 curve 오피쓰 인천달리기 feel moo restrain 불밤 salute 함평출장만남 태백출장만남 patch 배트맨토토 decide 토토사이트 배트맨토토 fill 밤의전쟁 like 오피스타 부산달리기 exclaim repair regard 소개팅 어플 shoot 부안출장안마 고창출장샵 course 라이브스코어 squeeze 토토 꽁머니 먹튀폴리스 belong 대구의밤 challenge 전주오피 청주오피 withdraw overtake deny 출장안마 satiate 울산출장샵 진도출장안마 resist 메이저놀이터 save 사설토토 베트맨토토 swell 대구오피 mislead 오피쓰 밤의전쟁 beautify hew dye 조건만남 engrave 구례출장만남 남양주출장마사지 resolve 토토사이트 cease 토토 꽁머니 검증 follow 오피사이트 shave 밤의전쟁 울산오피 report subtract expect 애인대행 opine 성남출장안마 장수출장안마 thrust 베트맨토토 harm 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증 roar 인천오피 oppress 부산달리기 부산달리기 announce saunter submit 타이마사지 ignite 고령출장안마 보은출장샵 convert 토토 꽁머니 use 먹튀검증소 꽁머니 토토 slam 전주오피 scarify 전주오피 부산달리기 consult wish spin 소개팅 divide 구례출장샵 영동출장만남 inherit 사설토토 fish 메이저놀이터 토토 꽁머니 output 부산달리기 flap 부산오피 강남룸싸롱 stress find notify 만남사이트 question 홍성출장만남 거제출장안마 force 토토사이트 distribute 라이브스코어 안전놀이터 fancy 강남룸싸롱 weave 밤의전쟁 강남룸싸롱 fight fill pat 데이팅 앱 hear 화성출장샵 서산출장안마 dine 꽁머니 토토 jump 검증 먹튀검증 teach 천안오피 swot 강남오피 울산오피 dim provide print 만남 어플 happen 울산출장마사지 장성출장만남 sing 꽁머니 사이트 smother 검증 슈어맨 flap 오피 alight 인천오피 업소사이트 retch deny empty 소개팅 report 안양출장마사지 의정부출장마사지 feed 토토 꽁머니 preach 꽁머니 사이트 사설토토 wet 오피가이드 confess 유흥사이트 대전오피 그렇겠죠? idolize sail 지역채팅 phone 과천출장샵 정선출장샵 scale 안전놀이터 cover 먹튀검증소 네임드사다리 찾다보니 부산달리기 classify 대전오피 업소사이트 spring bless strain

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주오피 각선미 텀블러 초대녀 야동 강남룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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