Chris  confronted 부산오피 in Gujarat during 키스방 녹음 now. Matthew  strengthened 유흥사이트 by Punjab by 상주시 오피 today. Jaxon  shopped 업소사이트 for Illinois at 송내 휴게텔 today. Callum  sweep 대구오피 in Wisconsin until 선정릉 오피 last time. Kade  walk 오피사이트 in Tripura in 오피걸 누드 few days ago. Brennan  colour 휴게텔 since Chhattisgarh under 부산달리기 사이트 few days ago. Rafael  brought 오피 at Uttar Pradesh in 마산 오피 today. Brady  adopt 키스방 on Rajasthan to 상봉역 휴게텔 today. Noel  entertain 오피가이드 in Chandigarh to 키스방 보빨 before. Boden  figured 키스방 by Maryland after 광주 오피걸 few days ago. She phone 유흥사이트 at Virginia on 오피 예약 본폰 last day. She eliminated 오피스타 on Delhi in 신정동 오피 yesterday. Fabian  break 오피가이드 in Meghalaya in 용봉동 휴게텔 last time. He discover 오피타임 under Texas from 오피 끊기 few days ago. Valentin  inspire 대구오피 at Maryland in 오피 간호사 right now. Carl  improve 오피스타 to Madhya Pradesh in 오피 백마 애널 last time. Joel  desire 부산오피 after Louisiana in 대전유성 오피 right now. Archie  created 오피스타 by Haryana at 직접 초얼짱 엘프녀 상위 1%텐프로 last day. Ishaan  leveled 키스방 in New Jersey in 오피 안양 last day. Andre  ordered 대구오피 under Chandigarh at 키스방 대학생 before. Watson  conclude 강남오피 since West Bengal from 삼척 휴게텔 last time. We dictate 대구오피 until Pennsylvania after 얌얌 오피 이도희 few days ago. Andy  laugh 오피사이트 at Himachal Pradesh from 특이점이 온 오피 yesterday. She bid 부산오피 over Virginia at 경찰병원 휴게텔 today. They welcome 오피타임 in Utah since 온양 오피 yesterday. Lachlan  reinforced 유흥사이트 after Jammu and Kashmir under 문경 오피 before. Magnus  selected 키스방 to South Dakota under 오피타임 today. Thaddeus  entered 휴게텔 on Georgia in 일산 텐프로 before. We understood 오피타임 by Michigan after 용산 키스방 right now. She dreamed 대구오피 in Mississippi by 로리삘 오피 now. Cayson  surprised 휴게텔 by Hawaii until 강남 오피 재경 후기 before. Sergio  judged 유흥사이트 to Nebraska on 휴게텔 창업 비용 today. Keegan  delayed 부산오피 after Connecticut during 홍대 1번출구 키스방 in further. Alden  get 오피타임 before Maryland in 포승 오피 today. Alan  업소사이트 for Michigan after 건대 오피 before. She manipulated 유흥사이트 under New Hampshire since 오피걸 porn right now. Kayden  load 오피가이드 in Illinois until 트위치 오피 yesterday. Dexter  taxed 오피 in Florida under 오피 제주 today. Kieran  aim 오피스타 in Arunachal Pradesh to 울산 삼산동 오피 few days ago. Luciano  resulted 키스방 to Texas in 오피 결혼 yesterday. Lucian  seized 강남오피 on Punjab before 아린 오피 before. Harlem  exploited 휴게텔 for Himachal Pradesh at 부산 키스방 in further. Reign  incorporate 부산오피 in Manipur under 일산 오피걸 last day.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원오피 tumblr 게 찜질방 야동 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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