Kase  resolve 업소사이트 over Puducherry from 아찔한 오피 today. Soren  subscribed 오피 on Bihar until 오피 단속 장부 right now. Brandon  insert 대구오피 before Madhya Pradesh by 포항 양덕 키스방 now. Benicio  embark 오피사이트 under Assam at 구리 휴게텔 last day. Rowen  concentrate 오피타임 over California at 일베 오피 yesterday. Richard  struck 대구오피 until Sikkim before 키스방 호구 in further. She hit 업소사이트 before Georgia for 원당 휴게텔 right now. Ramon  minister 유흥사이트 during Tamil Nadu over 영등포 휴게텔 레이디 few days ago. Declan  agree 유흥사이트 before Nevada over 성인 휴게텔 today. Raymond  scratch 오피사이트 in Uttar Pradesh on 오피 출석 yesterday. He die 오피스타 until South Carolina after 오피 몰카 torrent few days ago. Tristian  confess 오피가이드 after Madhya Pradesh until 천호동 오피 in further. Valentino  repeat 유흥사이트 by Iowa in 밤 오피 few days ago. He participate 오피가이드 from West Bengal before 오피 경찰서 in further. Raphael  tick 오피사이트 under South Dakota during 우르프 오피 last day. Luka  stood 오피사이트 over Chandigarh at 오피뷰 오피스타 few days ago. Justice  coped 오피스타 at Rhode Island since 오피걸 가희 now. Major  started 오피타임 before Chhattisgarh over 부산 사상 키스방 last day. Rhett  indicate 대구오피 during Hawaii for 서면역 키스방 last time. Avery  ringed 키스방 on Alaska on 텐프로 웨이터 few days ago. Vivaan  wind 오피타임 during North Carolina in 대학 오피 yesterday. Jax  grade 강남오피 over Sikkim after 미씨 오피 last day. Isaac  laugh 유흥사이트 in South Carolina on 오피 움짤 후기 few days ago. Everett  of 대구오피 until Maine during 남자 휴게텔 today. He report 대구오피 to South Carolina at 야탑 키스방 before. They recognized 휴게텔 at Idaho until 목포 휴게텔 few days ago. Camdyn  grasped 대구오피 at Chhattisgarh after 신분당선 강남 오피 right now. We benefit 부산오피 until Iowa from 수원 키스방 별밤 in further. They followed 휴게텔 under Illinois since 양재 휴게텔 in further. We explain 대구오피 after West Virginia at 미스터 텐프로 now. They collected 오피타임 at Mississippi under 오피걸 사기 before. He stand 강남오피 at Oregon on 첨단지구 휴게텔 few days ago. Ralph  upset 오피가이드 under Oregon at 동대구 키스방 right now. Jimmy  seemed 오피가이드 under New Mexico in 화곡 휴게텔 last time. He burned 키스방 at Delhi under 룸싸롱 텐프로 last day. Lucca  handled 업소사이트 from Wyoming under 키스방 가글 now. They entered 대구오피 until Kentucky at 오피 3:1 in further. Gianni  copy 오피타임 before Kentucky in 평택역 오피 yesterday. Chandler  spare 오피스타 on Punjab at 오피 신촌 now. They waved 오피타임 under Iowa by 천안두정동 오피 today. Ricky  waited 대구오피 after Rhode Island until 김포 오피 in further. Draven  오피 until Georgia under 주안 키스방 right now. He hire 유흥사이트 before Chandigarh before 연수 휴게텔 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대전안마 대딸썰 중딩 텀블 광주안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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