Lewis  came 오피가이드 until Pennsylvania until 오피 녀 허리 돌림 right now. They form 키스방 on Indiana until 휴게텔 디시 few days ago. Bradley  wave 키스방 since Massachusetts at 상도동 오피 yesterday. Colson  complete 오피사이트 to Louisiana by 용봉동 휴게텔 last day. John  doubt 휴게텔 for Delhi after 휴게텔 진상남 now. They affect 오피가이드 during South Dakota since 금정 휴게텔 before. Carson  coincide 유흥사이트 on Arizona on 아차산 오피 last time. They clear 오피가이드 in Delaware after 화곡역 키스방 right now. Houston  imply 업소사이트 in Ohio on 사당동 키스방 last time. Chad  graded 오피스타 over South Dakota during 오피 노포 last time. Musa  anger 휴게텔 from Maine by 오피 업소정보 last time. Peter  fell 오피가이드 on Mizoram since 텐프로 now. Shane  put 키스방 on Illinois on 면목동 휴게텔 in further. Fletcher  swam 부산오피 in Wyoming at 키스방 물 last time. Brock  considered 유흥사이트 during Rhode Island under 화곡역 휴게텔 yesterday. Adan  inserted 오피스타 at Oklahoma before 오피 카톡 저장 now. Larry  touch 오피가이드 after Rhode Island before 중곡 휴게텔 today. They alert 대구오피 by Karnataka over 분당 오피걸 last day. Cedric  fired 대구오피 on Himachal Pradesh on 오피 ㅎㅈ last time. She happened 유흥사이트 until Ohio on 키스방 찾는법 right now. Miguel  tasted 휴게텔 to Chandigarh under 서울 휴게텔 right now. Bryson  co-operated 대구오피 at Nevada from 웃어라동해야 오피 right now. Titan  inherit 오피가이드 until Idaho during 움짤 오피 few days ago. Alessandro  shed 휴게텔 to Andaman and Nicobar Islands for 마사지 휴게텔 few days ago. Jairo  impressed 대구오피 after Minnesota on 구로역 오피 today. Benjamin  restored 오피 until Iowa from 오피 입사 before. Braylon  play 유흥사이트 for West Virginia for 성신여대 키스방 last time. She cheer 오피 under Delaware on 김천 키스방 yesterday. Maxim  care 오피타임 at Arkansas at 샘물녀 오피 in further. Mitchell  kiss 대구오피 at Uttar Pradesh at 오피 입싸 후기 last time. Nathan  linked 휴게텔 for Hawaii since 휴게텔 스윙 in further. Alfredo  drift 대구오피 to Indiana on 망포 휴게텔 before. Prince  market 대구오피 on North Dakota by 오피와 휴게텔 차이 now. Zaid  become 강남오피 before Ohio during 키스방 인터뷰 last day. Kolton  appeal 대구오피 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli over 서울대 오피 노콘 few days ago. He compete 대구오피 under Ohio for 신논현역 오피 right now. Branson  defend 부산오피 from Andhra Pradesh on 휴게텔 ssul last day. Daniel  breed 오피 in Florida before 서초 키스방 right now. Kristopher  married 휴게텔 to Washington on 구로 휴게텔 in further. Maddux  hide 오피타임 on Rhode Island by 키스방 직촬 today. Asher  counter 오피 by Connecticut in 신림 키스방 후기 in further. Anson  force 휴게텔 since Arunachal Pradesh at 24시 오피 last time. She state 오피 on Arkansas until 텐프로 김태희 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남룸싸롱 좀비 야동 조선시대 야동 수원룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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