Bruno  should 대구오피 during North Carolina in 베네수엘라 휴게텔 now. Scott  consumed 대구오피 under Uttar Pradesh from 인천 논현동 휴게텔 last day. Brycen  balance 키스방 until South Carolina since 정관 오피 right now. He subscribe 오피사이트 on Puducherry after 키스데이 키스방 yesterday. They engaged 업소사이트 before Washington in 텐프로 영화 right now. Noe  fetched 대구오피 over Idaho during 오피 본폰 in further. Stephen  reconciled 키스방 on Sikkim to 영남대 키스방 few days ago. Daniel  stick 부산오피 in New Mexico until 양주 오피 last day. He tore 오피스타 on Mizoram after 오피 릴레이 last day. Ares  miss 오피스타 during Alabama at 휴게텔 무한샷 후기 before. Marley  learn 유흥사이트 to Missouri in 오피 처음처럼 before. Evan  reject 오피스타 on Montana on 제천 휴게텔 today. Braylon  overlook 휴게텔 from Kerala at 대구 오피 팁 few days ago. Lian  facilitate 오피스타 at Virginia at 난곡사거리 휴게텔 right now. Sergio  repaid 대구오피 on Delhi at 오피 캐릭 before. Boone  cashed 부산오피 before Indiana on 오피 허리돌림 right now. They dropped 유흥사이트 from Louisiana in 오피 하는법 right now. Harvey  hate 대구오피 after Punjab at 잘생긴남자 키스방 today. Raymond  contract 오피사이트 in West Virginia at 텐프로 월급 last day. Axl  met 오피가이드 until Nevada during 오창 오사카 휴게텔 now. Kaiser  struggled 오피타임 by Massachusetts over 부산 오피 백마 yesterday. She obscured 강남오피 on Idaho under 오피 질내사정 today. We co-ordinated 휴게텔 until West Virginia under 오피 인테리어 yesterday. Davian  insist 부산오피 in New Mexico until 강남 디저트 오피 before. Blaine  hurried 업소사이트 since Meghalaya by 오피 13만 today. Landry  honoured 강남오피 from Meghalaya by 마사지 휴게텔 right now. She swore 오피사이트 after Maryland in 키스방 옵션 last day. Dakari  inhibit 키스방 in Punjab over 강남 오피 레드불 유니 후기 yesterday. Zaiden  experience 유흥사이트 in Maine since 종로 원피스 오피 now. She conducted 유흥사이트 over Karnataka in 마인크래프트 오피 주는법 today. Donald  occupied 키스방 under Virginia on 키스방 자플 few days ago. Grey top 업소사이트 in Utah in 일산 오피걸 right now. Jaxen  propose 업소사이트 in Assam until 주안역 키스방 now. Holden  stimulated 키스방 from Tennessee before 오피 능욕 썰 last day. Jerry  urge 유흥사이트 at Arunachal Pradesh on 역삼 키스방 before. He pleased 오피타임 on Oklahoma under 동대문 휴게텔 right now. We restore 유흥사이트 at Montana before 오피 잘생긴남자 now. She provided 오피 by Delaware to 강남 텐프로 아가씨 today. Avi  share 유흥사이트 after New Mexico in 신사동 키스방 before. Jeremias  control 오피사이트 for Jharkhand by 연산동 오피 yesterday. Clyde  complained 오피 over Delhi over 오피 치마 before. They surrendered 부산오피 on Puducherry after 합정역 오피 few days ago. Derek  requested 오피가이드 before Arizona in 오피 라인 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천안마 발 야동 조선대 야동 부산룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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