인천달리기 change 오피가이드 창동 탐탐 오피 vomit 오피닷컴 광주 오피 궁 대구유흥 surge 유흥 오피 대물 saddle 부천오피 속초 오피 부산오피 lay 대구의밤 울산 오피 modify 강남안마 서현역 오피 룸싸롱 stoop 키스방 이태원 오피 sashay 셔츠룸 산본 오피 유흥업소 swallow 유흥업소 얌얌 오피 도희 후기 seize 부산오피 서정리 오피 강남안마 prohibit 대구오피 오피 사이트 dye 텐프로 보정 오피 오피사이트 behold 오피사이트 오피 업소 hope 대구달리기 오피 섹스 부산오피 hang 업소사이트 대전 오피 추천 string 대구오피 하단 오피 유흥업소 inspire 인천달리기 건대 캠퍼스 오피 sob 강남안마 연산동 오피 오피 sever 대구의밤 미금역 오피 faint 오피스타 검스 오피 부산달리기 decay 레깅스룸 인계동 오피 mark 대전오피 양천향교 오피 오피타임 turn 휴게텔 오피 스트리밍 hope 부천오피 오피 무한샷 레깅스룸 sally 부천오피 오피 vvip contrive 인천달리기 부원동 오피 오피타임 tremble 부산오피 분당 오피 추천 dream 키스방 오피 녀 짤 오피타임 obtain 대구달리기 강남 오피 신세계 민정이 sate 대전오피 강남 블링블링 연두 후기 오피 오피사이트 fancy 레깅스룸 광주 오피 impair 오피타임 석우동 오피 유흥사이트 flap 풀싸롱 부산 오피 몰카 ignite 키스방 남미 오피 오피사이트 mix 오피사이트 구월동 오피 press 유흥사이트 오피 나무 유흥업소 mean 업소사이트 오피 창업 shun 대구오피 출장안마 오피 유흥 dim 유흥 동두천 오피 sass 오피타임 두정동 오피 유흥사이트 retain 대구의밤 중리동 오피 imprison 강남오피 공덕 오피 오피스타 punish 유흥업소 순천 오피 vanish 오피가이드 bj 오피 유흥업소 melt 오피 배그 오피 adjust 유흥업소 오피 가격

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남풀싸롱 텀블러 중년 조건만 남 수원오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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