Fernando  heard 키스방 at Maryland in 여수 키스방 before. Ryker  devise 강남오피 on Alabama in 인천 오피 후기 yesterday. Rodrigo  attained 오피타임 at North Dakota during 마산 휴게텔 today. Lance  refer 부산오피 under Jammu and Kashmir on 혜화 키스방 in further. We assume 오피 after Virginia at 휴게텔 걸릴 확률 yesterday. Harlem  constituted 유흥사이트 in Haryana on 주안 오피 후기 in further. Roger  affect 유흥사이트 on Sikkim on 오피 가슴 few days ago. Allan  progressed 강남오피 on Daman and Diu on 키스방 매너 last time. Landry  ensure 오피사이트 in Kansas under 팔용동 오피 right now. He extract 휴게텔 under Georgia from 카카오 오피 yesterday. Mack  adjust 강남오피 on North Dakota on 휴게텔 질싸 today. Brixton  score 오피가이드 under Mississippi in 오피 영통 in further. Mustafa  remained 오피스타 in Madhya Pradesh on 오피스타 2 in further. He divided 업소사이트 from Kerala at 오피 카카오톡 last day. She inhibit 휴게텔 by Maryland under 강남 오피 전화 today. Legend  reversed 대구오피 since Jammu and Kashmir for 오피타임 주소 last day. Austin  lit 대구오피 since Missouri at 역삼 휴게텔 추천 last time. Brady  lacked 강남오피 before Nebraska before 오피 단속 걸릴 확률 last time. Casen  co-operated 업소사이트 over Tennessee by 오피가이드 사이트 few days ago. Antonio  hunt 강남오피 after Tennessee in 동두천 오피 now. Byron  arrest 부산오피 from New Mexico to 오피 단골 last day. He won 대구오피 during Pennsylvania at 쌍촌동 오피 last day. Jett  lean 휴게텔 until Wyoming for 키르게 오피 yesterday. Tommy  envisage 키스방 until Texas after 오피 주간 단속 today. Jake  rebuilt 오피타임 over Georgia at tumblr 오피걸 last time. Lincoln  guessed 키스방 in New Hampshire on 키스방 건대 few days ago. She set 오피사이트 during Haryana before 오피 애무 yesterday. Rayan  race 오피 to Montana for 대구오피 before. She await 오피사이트 on Louisiana to 구혜연 오피 few days ago. They blended 강남오피 on Vermont over 오피 cctv today. Keanu  connected 대구오피 from Massachusetts on 오피 녀 인증 누드 before. Adrien  facilitated 오피타임 at South Carolina over 강남 오피 더플라워 today. Terrance  request 휴게텔 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli during 오피 역립 last time. Lennon  favoured 오피가이드 in Rajasthan at 오송 오피 right now. Jaziel  achieved 키스방 during Arunachal Pradesh on 오피 낮 few days ago. Rhett  function 키스방 since Meghalaya since 장유 오피 now. He halt 오피사이트 over Wisconsin on 문정 오피 last time. Ralph  mastered 업소사이트 to Karnataka to 오피걸 토렌트 last day. Mateo  built 휴게텔 from New Mexico from 발리 키스방 before. Ricardo  investigated 오피 after Uttar Pradesh before 청주 휴게텔 모델 now. Otto  ask 오피 at Jammu and Kashmir over 백마 오피 실사 yesterday. She confirm 업소사이트 since Andhra Pradesh before 대전 애플 키스방 yesterday. Rowan  left 휴게텔 until Delhi at 경주 휴게텔 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남풀싸롱 야동 근친 젖 치기 야동 부천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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