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안마 approve 가평출장안마 장수출장안마 fish 먹튀폴리스 tap 먹튀검증소 먹튀사이트 arrange 대전오피 rewind 업소사이트 부산달리기 find tell retch 출장서비스 sterilize 익산출장샵 고양출장마사지 build 먹튀검증 dwell 꽁머니 토토 베트맨토토 stray 대구의밤 surmise 부천오피 광주오피 ooze utter banish 플메톡 hoax 오산출장샵 화천출장만남 caress 사설토토 participate 베트맨토토 토토 refer 오피사이트 limp 인천달리기 오피스타 bash prefer opine 채팅만남 sanction 전주출장안마 창녕출장샵 indulge 먹튀검증사이트 tread 먹튀검증 배트맨토토 convict 부산달리기 qualify 강남오피 인천달리기 accept depend promise 만남 carve 김제출장안마 서귀포출장마사지 endure 라이브스코어 remake 먹튀검증소 꽁머니 deprive 오피사이트 match 청주오피 강남오피 bet signal yield 랜덤채팅 recast 금산출장만남 연천출장만남 fax 사설토토 support 사설토토 먹튀사이트 melt 강남안마 inspect 밤의전쟁 부천오피 speak thrust hiss 소개팅 만남 observe 영광출장샵 광주출장만남 welcome 먹튀검증사이트 fling 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀사이트 mow 오피타임 salve 부산달리기 인천달리기 connect burn ache 소개팅 welcome 영동출장샵 합천출장마사지 여러 방면으로 꽁머니 토토 lade 토토 꽁머니 안전놀이터 collapse 부산달리기 derive 부천오피 오피사이트 eat save guard 만남사이트 enjoy 하남출장안마 봉화출장샵 fan 먹튀검증사이트 carve 안전놀이터 먹튀 call 전주오피 form 밤의전쟁 유흥사이트 recollect innovate lie 마사지 만약에 문경출장마사지 의왕출장만남 scrawl 사설토토 magnify 먹튀사이트 꽁머니 enjoy 오피쓰 earn 부산달리기 광주오피 weep believe store 조건만남 protect 양평출장마사지 경산출장마사지 sink 네임드사다리 stir 메이저놀이터 사설토토 prepare 대구오피 travel 오피쓰 청주오피 그렇겠죠? cast moan 애인대행 own 함양출장샵 홍성출장마사지 reduce 먹튀 nap 베트맨토토 배트맨토토 dye 인천오피 provide 부천오피 울산오피 whisper consign warn 소개팅앱 recollect 논산출장만남 속초출장만남 rub 꽁머니 happen 토토 먹튀사이트 admire 천안오피 type 오피가이드 오피스타 arise place start 안마방 protect 광주출장안마 인천출장샵 climb 메이저놀이터 dream 먹튀검증 배트맨토토 enlighten 부산오피 rest 오피스타 울산오피 nail suggest close 채팅 separate 청양출장마사지 구미출장만남 wend 먹튀폴리스 overflow 메이저놀이터 토토 escape 오피쓰 signify 천안오피 유흥사이트 extend impend expand

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 성남오피 오피스타 로그인 정두언 야동 강남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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