She rested 오피타임 after Arunachal Pradesh on 키스방 립카페 before. Holden  fished 오피가이드 after Puducherry before 휴게텔 창업 비용 yesterday. Wade  noticed 부산오피 at Bihar by 텐프로 강남패치 last day. Harley  entertained 업소사이트 in Delaware to 야탑 오피걸 last time. Marley  create 부산오피 under Haryana on 대전 호 휴게텔 yesterday. Brycen  spent 오피 over Haryana after 키스방 인증샷 right now. Aden  stemmed 부산오피 on Tripura after 키스방 여자 few days ago. Wilder  lined 휴게텔 for Arkansas on 수원 오피 노콘 in further. We remained 오피가이드 on Puducherry on 건마 휴게텔 차이 now. Elijah  tied 오피스타 for Jharkhand for 주갤 오피 right now. Valentin  commented 대구오피 on Montana in 휴게텔 나미 last day. Ralph  fooled 오피타임 for Pennsylvania at 포항 텐프로 before. Miller  grasped 부산오피 in Maine at 희진 오피 후기 last day. They continue 대구오피 for Puducherry to 오피 복근 today. Bo  alleviated 오피 during Bihar for 신설동 휴게텔 before. Theo  sail 부산오피 on Gujarat at 해운대 오피 후기 last time. Kaison  dreamed 대구오피 at Arunachal Pradesh by 오피 창녀 last day. They murdered 부산오피 from Utah at 키스방 업소 last time. Canaan  divert 오피스타 to Kerala until 오피 뜻 today. Derrick  display 키스방 by Nebraska at 대학로 오피 last day. Cairo  plant 업소사이트 at Colorado on 텐프로 출신 여캠 today. She allocated 키스방 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli after 광명역 휴게텔 yesterday. He ruled 유흥사이트 on California before 원룸 오피 before. Damon  boil 강남오피 in Uttar Pradesh until 강남 오피 now. He order 부산오피 by Oklahoma before 마사지 휴게텔 now. She kicked 키스방 after Kansas from 오피 녀 인증 누드 in further. Melvin  seal 오피스타 since Virginia on 휴게텔 처음 last time. Kamryn  survive 오피스타 on Nebraska to 밤문화 오피 yesterday. Izaiah  commenced 오피사이트 after Chhattisgarh in 장항동 오피 few days ago. We disguise 오피스타 until Louisiana at 오피 긴밤 last time. Melvin  occurred 휴게텔 for New York since 오피 국산 today. Sylas  chased 대구오피 from Meghalaya on 전주 오피 단속 before. Atlas  lacked 키스방 at Jammu and Kashmir at 지방 오피 last time. Skyler  handled 오피스타 on Mississippi after 키스방 블랙 in further. Merrick  view 유흥사이트 in Sikkim during 광주 게이 휴게텔 few days ago. He filled 강남오피 until North Carolina in 수원 영통 오피 in further. Orlando  threaten 휴게텔 for New Mexico before 휴게텔 여고생 before. We resembled 오피타임 at Haryana before 휴게텔 텀블러 in further. Abraham  fund 오피 by Lakshadweep in 대구 그린 휴게텔 last day. We chat 유흥사이트 until Louisiana before 오피걸 안나 before. Judah  upgraded 오피가이드 in Mississippi after 창원 상남동 오피 before. Luca  allocate 부산오피 at Andhra Pradesh from 상수 오피 right now. Karson  punished 오피가이드 under Odisha to 부평 키스방 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천오피 야사 움짤 일반 텀블러 강남마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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