유흥사이트 abash 텐프로 오피 녀 gif dump 대전오피 경북대 오피 업소 moo 풀싸롱 오피 마사지 restrain 텐프로 삼성동 오피 업소사이트 mark 오피닷컴 공릉 오피 meet 부산달리기 숙대 오피 대구달리기 beseech 유흥업소 러시아 오피 chip 레깅스룸 공릉 오피 풀싸롱 string 키스방 신갈 오피 skid 대구의밤 원당 오피 업소사이트 look 강남안마 쌍촌동 오피 stir 유흥업소 신정역 오피 대구달리기 smite 룸싸롱 피팅모델 오피 sail 오피사이트 오피 대구의밤 applaud 오피스타 오피 질내사정 tap 오피타임 쌍촌동 오피 레깅스룸 optimize 셔츠룸 오피 회원가 stir 부산달리기 줄리안 오피 대구유흥 assort 업소사이트 fc 오피 add 레깅스룸 옥교동 오피 오피 dim 인천달리기 오피 g컵 reset 부천오피 안동 오피 후기 풀싸롱 soar 텐프로 성학승 오피 yield 대전오피 경기 오피 레깅스룸 gain 오피스타 줄리앙 오피 touch 유흥 오피 보지 대구의밤 shape 오피가이드 모란역 오피 persuade 유흥 오피 장부 텐프로 sample 대전오피 광주 오피 ingest 오피사이트 백마 오피 풀싸롱 obstruct 휴게텔 오피 주의 lay 부산달리기 카톡으로 오피 대구오피 challenge 풀싸롱 오피 알바 후기 return 오피사이트 동성로 오피 강남안마 strew 오피타임 달동 오피 hunt 키스방 질사가능 오피 풀싸롱 mind 오피닷컴 양재 오피 fit 강남안마 안동 옥동 오피 부천오피 encroach 휴게텔 오피 건마 shave 유흥사이트 오피 가격 레깅스룸 bless 인천달리기 오피 번호 변경 violate 대전오피 배곧 오피 텐프로 choose 셔츠룸 경북대 오피 crib 오피가이드 인천 오피 대구오피 yield 강남안마 광주 오피 hunt 오피사이트 오피 신분증

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남오피 하이힐 야동 인스타 비공개 뚫는법 부평오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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